Comedy Dialogues

Kai baar logon ke liye yeh faisla karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... ki hamara dil bada hai yah hamara bungla

A lot of times people find it difficult to decide ... whether my heart is big or my bungalow

Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna

When a girl like you touches with her hand ... then it's like, one kilo of milk turning into ten kilos of cottage cheese

When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy

When elders get cosy ... youngers should not put their nose in between

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje

Do you know what's the height of stupidity ... two bald people fighting for a comb

Hilna nahi ... hilega toh dobara life mein hilne ka chance nahi milega

Don't move ... if you move then you won't get a chance in life to move again

Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai ... jaise har boundary chauka hota hai ... vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai

Just like every double cross is deceit ... just like every boundary is four runs ... just like that there is a right moment to open your mouth

Gabrana mat ab main loogna iski jaan ... isse gilori banake khaonga jaise ho Banarasi paan

Don't worry now I'll take his life ... I'll make him into prepared betel nut and eat him as if it's a betel leaf from Banaras

Badtameezi ek bimaari hai ... aaisi bimaari joh dheere dheere waqt ke saath budhape mein badal jaati hai ... main kehta hoon jab tak budhapa nahi aata ... todhi badtameezi hi kar lete hai

Bad manners is a disease ... a disease which slowly over time changes into old age ... but I'm saying that until old age comes ... let us behave with bad manners

Ekdum zehar ho tum

You are totally poisonous

By God, dil garden garden ho gaya!

By God, I'm exhilarated!

Mehnat ki kamai sugandhit hoti hai ... bhale woh mehnat kisi aur ki kyun na ho

The money earned from hard work smells good ... no matter if that hard work is someone elses

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

A for Apple and H for Hen ...Pathan is saying there and then ... do anything but don't mess with Pathan's friend

Kehte hai kutton ki naak badi tezz hoti hai ... magar khatra soongne ke mamle mein insaano ki naak ka bhi jawab nahi

It is said that dogs have a sharp nose ... but when it comes to smelling danger, even humans have a great nose

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Think about work ... not about Kamasutra

Maine kab kaha ki main Ram hoon ... arre main toh common hoon, sare aam hoon

When did I say that I'm Ram ... I'm a common man in the middle of everything

Yeh toh trailer hai ... sari ki sari shooting karti toh puri video library bhar jaati

This is just a trailer ... if I would have shot the entire film then the whole video library would have got filled

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

The communication system of this planet for talking to god ... has become totally useless

Sara chali gaye jaane de ... tujhe pyar chahiye kahin aur se aane de

If Sara left, let her go ... you want love, let it come from somewhere else

If you take bath in ghar ka bathroom ... ghar ki izzat ghar ke andhar ... if you take bath in nadi khulam-khula ... ghar ki izzat on road

If you take a bath in the bathroom of the house ... then the honour of the house stays within the house ... but if you take a bath in the river openly ... then the honour of the house comes on the road

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel