Comedy Dialogues

Kele aur tragedy kabhi single mein nahi aate

Bananas and tragedies never come in singles

Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte

How should I praise you, as I can't seem to find the words ... and you can't find such great guys in such a low budget

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice

Mujhe meri talwar do aur meri dhaal do ... aur iska mooh kala karke isse yahan se nikaal do

Give me my sword and my shield ... and colour his face black and throw him out of here

Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai

Love is not good for my health

Abhi toh apan small se large hua hai ... abhi patiala hona baki hai

I have just turned from small into large ... I still have to become extra large

Kya kadardano se yeh mehfil khali hai ... na kahin seeti na kahin taali hai

Doesn't this gathering have people who appreciate ... because I can't hear whistles or clapping

Environmentalist ... environment kam mentalist zyada

Environmentalist ... she is more mental and less of the environment

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Once I make a commitment ... then even my p*nis doesn't listen to me

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

Before you get married ... jump on two or three more horses

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey

In the age of vice life's a bitch ... and people are dogs

Begairat besharam bano, kisi se kabhi mat darro ... jab koi gaali de, jhi bharke hasso jhi bharke hasso

Become prideless and shameless, never be afraid of anyone ... when someone curses you, laugh a lot

Desh ki unnati ki pehchaan, agar kisi cheez se hoti hai ... toh woh hai gutter

If growth of a country can be identified ... it can be done by its gutters

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai

There's good news for you all ... and the good news is that, the bad news is over

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi

How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen

Kyun matakti hai bahut ... aaj tanhayi khatakti hai bahut

Why do you show so much style ... today I am feeling very lonely

Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye ... ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye

You should be picked up and kept in the museum ... a ticket should be charged to see you

Videshi mooh se desi zubaan sunkar aisa lagta hai ... jaise kaanch ke glass mein kankar daalkar khakda diya ho kisi ne

Listening to a foreigner speak Hindi language is like ... someone is shaking a glass full of stones