Comedy Dialogues

Ragini ki sundarta ke poore gaaon mein the charche ... apne khoon se likhe naujawano ne usse parche ... lekin rakhne apni beti se door har paap ... ghar ke darwaze pe khada tha uska baap

The whole village was talking about Ragini's beauty ... young guys had written letters for her with their blood ... but to keep every sin away from her daughter ... her father was standing at her doorstep

Ladkiyon ke peeche zyada nahi bhaagna chahiye ... lautna mushkil ho jaata hai

One should not run a lot behind girls ... or else it gets difficult to return back

Shakal se shaadi-shuda aur harkaton se divorcee lagte ho

You look married from your face but your actions are that of a divorcee

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Whether it is the thing from inside or us being together ... you should buy undergarments from me, whether it is day or night

Tumhara good bhi achcha ... bad bhi achcha

Your good is good ... and bad is good

Nanga aadmi aur dhakki hui lal batti ... inki izzat nahi hoti

A naked person and a concealed red light ... they both don't get any respect

Munna mobile kaan pe lagta hai, toh sab sun leta hai ... jab aankh ki TV kholta hai, toh sab dekh leta hai

When Munna mobile gets close to the ear, then he hears everything ... and when he opens the TV of his eyes, then he sees everything

Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai

Even kids wear more clothes than you

Mera naam hai Ghorpade ... aur mere samne achche achche ghidpade

My name is Ghorpade ... and even the best of the best fall in front of me

Hero gaana gaake khush rehta hai ... lekin villain ko wohi chahiye hota hai joh mujhe chahiye

A hero is happy by singing a song ... but a villain needs what I need

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche

Fat people go that side ... slim people go this side ... and fit people stay behind me

Soone ke liye chaddar ki nahi ... neend ki zaroorat hai

To sleep one doesn't need a blanket ... one needs sleep

Bank balance jitna thanda hai ... bheja utna garam rehta hai tera

How much cold your bank balance is ... that much hot your mind is

Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage

A lover doesn't get scared when his love is getting married ... he gets scared when he is getting married

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

I will hit him in such a place ... that he will never be able to pee

Goa meri jaan ... jannat ki shaan

Goa my life ... the pride of heaven

Acha hai, acha hai ... lekin bina pant ka kachha hai

It's good, it's good ... but it's like an underwear without a pant

Saala fakiron ka chehra lekar jurm ke shahenshah se ladne ki koshish mat kar

Bloody don't try to take your beggars face and fight with the emperor of crime

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

When a guy eats a lot of eggs ... then it means that he is love with the chicken that gives the eggs ... or with the girl who buys the eggs