Comedy Dialogues

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai

Only what she says gets done and with style ... because when she walks then people say ... how gracefully is she walking

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Here, hold the alcohol bottle ... take two sips and you'll see Menaka and Rambha

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai

Everyone likes to play with babies and dogs of other people

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai

How much hot you are ... that much soft your bed is

Udhaar lene waale ko ek saal bhi ek din ke barabar lagta hai ... lekin udhaar dene waale ko ek din bhi saal bhar ke barabar lagta hai

A year feels like a day for the one who takes the loan ... and a day feels like a year for the one who gives the loan

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

From now on to steal from men ... don't send a troop of eunuchs

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain ... woh batti bujhakar kapde badalte hain

Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes after turning off the lights

Roti huyi aurat pe aur dhood wale pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

You should never trust a crying woman and a milkman

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate

If you have eyes then see that this gate won't open ... and if you are hungry and thirsty a lot, then go somewhere else and eat a chocolate

Aaj kal sirf do kisam ki painting ki demand hai ... ek woh joh raeeson ke bedroom ki shobha bada sake ... aur doosri woh joh kisi ki samajh mein na aa sake

These days only two types of painting are in demand ... first those which look good in the bedroom of rich people ... and second those which no one can understand

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival

Beta tumse nah ho payega

You won't be able to do it my son

Kaan mein baali, mooh mein gaali, dimaag se khaali

He has earing in his ears, curse in his mouth, and no brains

Yeh commando bada khatarnaak hai ... tumhara baap hai

This commando is very dangerous ... he is your father

Jinke saath main yeh sab karta tha na woh sab party pack the ... yeh family pack hai

What I used to do was all with party type people ... this one is family type

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

We have vacated 115 houses ... done 52 kidnappings ... must have broken at least 250 bones ... but never went behind bars ... first time, first time we said sorry to someone ... and direct behind bars

Aaj ka kaam kal karo, kal ka kaam parso ... itni jaldi kya hai, jab jeena hai barso

Do today's work tomorrow, do tomorrow's work day after ... why are you in such a hurry, when you have to live for years

Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?

Outside there is a fire and inside there is a volcano ... where should we go?

Yeh hoti hai asli ladki ... chutki mein Bipasha, chutki mein Madhubala

This is a real girl ... she is Bipasha in a flash, and she is Madhubala in a flash