Comedy Dialogues

Save it for the Friday in the theatre ... taali bajegi everyday and later

Save it for the Friday in the theatre ... there will be clapping everyday and later

Neend na mashooka ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt na do toh bura maanke chali jaati hai

Sleep is like a girlfriend ... if you don't give time to it, then it gets upset and leaves

Khaadi pehenne se achche achchon ke paap dhul gaye

Even the greatest have washed their sins by wearing cotton

Kele ka chilka pair ke neeche joh aa gaya ... jalwe bhi unke saath saath par phisal gaya

When the banana skin came under his feet ... his talent also slipped down with him

Collar hilaonga toh dollar girega ... kamar hilaonga toh rupaya girega

If I shake my collar then dollars will drop ... if I shake my waist then rupees will fall

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Customers asks for a girl ... not an aunt

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe

A person must be simple ... since even an underwear is VIP

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai

A man gets bored with one woman ... but a woman doesn't get bored ... and when a man gets bored then his hormones start to attack him

Tum ladkiyan bhi na badi chalaak hoti ho ... jaanti sab ho lekin humse sunna chahti ho

You girls are very smart ... you know everything but you want to listen from us

Humne tumhari yaad mein ro roke tub bhar diye ... aur tum bewafaa aaye aur usmein naha ke chal diye

I have filled up tubs crying and remembering you ... and you cheated by coming and taking a bath in it

Umar bhi kya cheez bana deti hai insaan ko

Age turns a person into such a strange thing

Budhapa jab jawani ka intezaar karta hai ... toh bahut intezaar karta hai

When old age waits for the youth ... then it has to wait a lot

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

You are Chandu's nephew ... and a result of a blown balloon

Normal logon ke saath raha karo ... paranormal logon ke saath nahi

Stay with normal people ... not with paranormal people

Hindustan mein sirf teen hi cheezein chalti hai ... films, cricket aur shaadiyan

In India there are only 3 things that are a hit ... films, cricket and weddings

Kya khadi baatein banati hai ... khuda ka khauf kar, kyun aag is ghar mein lagati hai ... zara soorat toh dekh apni, tujhe Raanjha satayega ... tu jis raste se guzregi, woh us raste na jayega

Don't stand and lie ... why are you starting a fire in this house, be scared of God ... have you seen your face, why will Raanjha trouble you ... infact the path that you take, he won't come on that path

Saala khud marna hai toh marr na ... doosre ki kaiko vaat lagata hai

Bloody if you want to die, then die ... why are you screwing others

Devi devta naraaz ho jaye toh aadmi pareshan ho jaata hai ... lekin aadmi naraaz ho jaye toh devi devta parwah hi nahi karte

A man gets worried if the gods becomes unhappy ... but the gods don't care when a person becomes unhappy

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

A wife is a strange riddle ... the whole year she troubles her husband and doesn't let him live ... and then she keeps the auspicious fast and wishes for his long life