Comedy Dialogues

Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?

Outside there is a fire and inside there is a volcano ... where should we go?

Yeh hoti hai asli ladki ... chutki mein Bipasha, chutki mein Madhubala

This is a real girl ... she is Bipasha in a flash, and she is Madhubala in a flash

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai

Sometimes a thought comes in my mind ... it comes with such a force that I pee in my pants

Haath toh lagake dekhaoo tum mujhe ... mere saare lawyers tumko haath lagayenge sab jagah

Try laying your hands on me ... all my lawyers will lay hands on you in all places

Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

People become blind in love ... but not a jerk

Aaj pehli baar pata chala ki ... sabhi goron ka dil kaala nahi hota

Today I came to know for the first time that ... not all whites have a black heart

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you

Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai ... dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai

Your love is not love, but the examination of UPSC (Union Public Service Commission) ... you haven't cleared it in 10 years

Hum taaliyan sun sakte hai ... magar gaaliyan nahi sun sakte hai

I can hear claps ... but I can't hear cursing

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

When a girl cries there are many reasons ... but when a guy cries ... then the reason is always a girl

Thoda khao, thoda pheko

Eat a little, throw a little

Hum sirf angrezon ka khoon peete hai

I only drink blood of the Englishmen

Yaar hoon, humdardo ka saaya hoon ... aaj yeh mat kehna, ke bewaqt aaya hoon

I am a friend, I am a shadow of a caring person ... today don't say that, I have come at the wrong time

Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho

You people who take viagra have this problem ... that you suspect a lot

Neeche tumhari aunty bahut se uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Downstairs your aunt has bought a lot of uncles

First time dekha tujhe love ho gaya ... second time mein sab ho gaya

You fall in love on the first date ... and you do everything in the second date itself

Uska cash bhi bounce hota hai

Even his cash payment bounces

Banda joh hai na, ishq joh hai Katrina Kaif se kar sakta hai ... Mohammad Kaif se nahi

A man can fall in love with Katrina Kaif ... not with Mohammad Kaif

Sikka hila toh fail!

You fail if the coin moves!

System ko ulloo banane ke liye ... system mein behte ulloo paalne padte hai

To deceive the system ... one has to nurture the fools that are part of the system