Food and drinks Dialogues

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

She's like milk and I'm like sour lemon ... together our life has exploded and turned into cottage cheese

Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na ... toh akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai ... hamare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar

When one has a long and slim face like you ... then the eyes fire bullets ... but from a round face like mine, only clarified butter can drip

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola

Yeh sher ki maa hai ... maine bakri ka nahi, sherni ka dhood piya hai

She is a mother of a tiger ... and I have drunk the milk from a tigress and not a goat

Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?

Marriage is lentil rice for 50 years till you die ... there should be a little bit of minced mutton with bread, chicken drumsticks and hakka noodles in life, right?

Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hai ... ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge

Memories are like a box of sweets ... once it opens then you can't eat just one piece

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Carrots and radish form a great pair ... red and white absolutely bright ... people will say look at their love, their affection ... is just like a salad

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Usually he behaves like Amol Palekar but after drinking two pegs he turns into Amitabh Bachchan

Sharaab bhi aaisi cheez hai ... koi gham mein peeta hai toh koi khushi mein ... magar main sharaab is liye peeyonga ... ki ab na gham raha na khushi

Alcohol is such a thing that ... someone drinks in sorrow and someone drinks in happiness ... but I'll drink alcohol because ... now there is no sorrow and no happiness left for me

Sabzi tarkari garam garam ... arre malik kare hazam hazam

There are warm and hot vegetable dishes ... may god help me digest all of these

Woh maidaan waadi ke logon ka club hai ... subah se shaam talak udhar kya kya activity chalta hai tumko malum hai? ... subah ko public dabba leke baithta hai ... shaam ko bacha log dabba eyes-spice khelta hai ... cricket ka coaching chalta hai ... couple log ka setting chalta hai ... single log ka fielding chalta hai udhar ... matter ho toh maidaan, mandavli ho toh maidaan ... sangeet kursi ka dhamakedhar aayojan ... fancy dress ka competition ... bhel puri ka lorry ... vada-pav, bhajji-pav ka gaadi ... garba, dandiya, pooja, dooja sab udhar hota hai

That ground is the club for the people of the colony ... from morning to evening do you even know what all activities happen there? ... in the morning people sit there with a bucket ... in the evening kids play the game of eyes-spice over there ... cricket coaching happens over there ... couples have a personal time over there ... single guys watch girls over there ... problems are solved on the ground, settlements happen on the ground ... the organization of musical chairs ... fancy dress competition ... a food truck of bhel puri ... a food truck of burgers ... dance, prayers, everything happens over there

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye ... joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Oh God, death may come to the alcoholic ... who leaves you and drinks the alcohol

Aurat, aag aur sharab mard ke bas mein hi ho toh achcha hota hai ... mard inke bas mein ho, inka ghulam ban jaye ... toh yeh usse jala dalti hai

It's good if a man has control over women, fire and alcohol ... but if a man is under their control and he becomes their slave ... then they burn him

Hum mein toh lagta hai ki life ek ice cream ... taste karoge toh bhi pighlegi, waste karoge toh bhi pighlegi ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life

We believe life is an ice cream ... it will melt even if you taste it and it will melt even if you waste it ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life

Yeh hi Mama Banarasi ka dhanda hai ... gale mein samasya ka phanda hai ... magar Mama Banarasi kaatte hai aur shaadi byah ke rishtey ko prasad ke ladoo ki tarah baantte hai

This is Mama Banarasi's business ... there is a hangman's knot of problems in the neck ... but Mama Banarasi cuts that and distributes the relationships of marriage like a sweet from a religious offering

Insaan aur insaaniyat ka toh main paidahishi dushman hoon ... mera bas chale toh main insaaniyat ka khoon aaise nichhod loon ... jaise log kisi phal mein se uska ras nichhod lete hai

From birth I am the enemy of humans and humanity ... if I had the power then I'll squeeze the blood out of humanity in a way like ... people squeeze the juice out of a fruit

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

After a certain level a person doesn't do the talking ... the alcohol does

Rasam nibhane ke liye havan mein ghee dalna hi padta hai ... lekin phir ussi aag se ghar bhi jalaya ja sakta hai

To follow the procedure one has to add clarified butter to the homa (ritual) ... but with that same fire one can burn the house down also

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

Just like every Coke is not cola ... just like every pea is not chickpea ... just like that every innocent looking person is not naive