Food and drinks Dialogues

Aaj kal ke rishtey is ice cube ki tarah hai ... paani mein gire aur apna wajood kho behte

The relationships these days are like this ice cube ... they lose their existence the moment they fall in the water

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

This is whiskey ... the one who drinks it a lot ... his life then leaves the world

Samundar mein mutthi bhar shakkar dalne se ... uska namak kam nahin ho jaata

If you throw a handful of sugar in the ocean ... that doesn't reduce its salt

Kaam kare so soonth kare aur kuch kare afeem ... karmo ki gath prani bhukte theli bhare hakeem

Dried ginger does the work and a little is done by drugs ... a human pays for his deeds and the doctor fills his bags

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

From his face he looks like a laborer from a cigarette factory ... bloody sucked mango

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Carrots and radish form a great pair ... red and white absolutely bright ... people will say look at their love, their affection ... is just like a salad

For all your pain one champagne

For all your pain one champagne

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

After a certain level a person doesn't do the talking ... the alcohol does

Isaaniyat ka dhood pilane se saanpon ka zehar aur badhta hai

Snakes become more poisonous when they are fed the milk of humanity

Shaadi shuda zindagi mein pyar ki daal agar thandi padh jaye ... toh us mein romance ka tadka lagake fresh kar dena chahiye

In a married life if the lentil of love becomes cold ... then you should make it fresh by adding the tempering of romance in it

Maut zindagi ki har tasveer ka doosra rukh hai ... karam ache kiye ho toh maut achi milti hai ... pani ki tarah gale se utar jaati hai ... aur agar tumhare jaise karam bure kiye ho toh maut bhi buri hi milti hai ... ek sookhi roti ke tukde ki tarah gale mein atak jaati hai ... neeche nahi utarti

Death is the other side of every picture of life ... if you have done good deeds then you get a good death ... it slides down the throat like water ... and if you have done bad deeds then you also get a bad death ... it gets stuck in the throat like a dry piece of bread ... it doesn't go down

Woh maidaan waadi ke logon ka club hai ... subah se shaam talak udhar kya kya activity chalta hai tumko malum hai? ... subah ko public dabba leke baithta hai ... shaam ko bacha log dabba eyes-spice khelta hai ... cricket ka coaching chalta hai ... couple log ka setting chalta hai ... single log ka fielding chalta hai udhar ... matter ho toh maidaan, mandavli ho toh maidaan ... sangeet kursi ka dhamakedhar aayojan ... fancy dress ka competition ... bhel puri ka lorry ... vada-pav, bhajji-pav ka gaadi ... garba, dandiya, pooja, dooja sab udhar hota hai

That ground is the club for the people of the colony ... from morning to evening do you even know what all activities happen there? ... in the morning people sit there with a bucket ... in the evening kids play the game of eyes-spice over there ... cricket coaching happens over there ... couples have a personal time over there ... single guys watch girls over there ... problems are solved on the ground, settlements happen on the ground ... the organization of musical chairs ... fancy dress competition ... a food truck of bhel puri ... a food truck of burgers ... dance, prayers, everything happens over there

Agar main sharaab hota ... barf, soda, thanda pani, main sabka khaas hota ... gham mein chahe khushi mein main hi sabke paas hota

If I were alcohol ... then I'd be the favourite of ice, soda, cold water ... and I'd be with everyone in happiness and sadness

Itni pila, itni pila saaki ki mehak jaon main ... yeh toh mumkin nahi hai ki bahek jaon main

Oh my friend make me drink so much that I get high ... because it's not possible that I can be lost

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

The pani puri out here, is world famous in entire Mumbai

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye ... joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Oh God, death may come to the alcoholic ... who leaves you and drinks the alcohol

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Once I've cooked the vegetables ... then be it a Bihari or a Bengali person, he will lick his fingers and eat

Joh samundar mein gotha lagate hai woh bheegkar jaate hai ... aur joh bar mein aate hai woh do-do peg peekar jaate hai

People who jump in the ocean leave wet ... and those who come in a bar leave only after drinking a couple of pegs

Hum mein toh lagta hai ki life ek ice cream ... taste karoge toh bhi pighlegi, waste karoge toh bhi pighlegi ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life

We believe life is an ice cream ... it will melt even if you taste it and it will melt even if you waste it ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life