Food and drinks Dialogues

Jakar dumm hilana unke samne ... talwe chatna ... botiyaan phekenge botiyaan!

Go and wag your tail in front of him ... and lick his boots ... he will throw bones at you, bones!

Zarooraton ne par kaat diye hai ... roti paon ki zanjeer ban gayi hai

Needs have cut my wings ... bread has become shackles of my legs

Lagda hai teri ragon mein khoon nahi ... rabri daud di hai rabri

Looks like blood does not flow through your veins ... instead sweets flow

Tumhare pati ka naam tha Dwarka ... maal peeta tha woh pehli dhaar ka ... utaara na le neembu ka na achaar ka ... phir bhair kaise na badhe bekaar ka

Your husband's name was Dwarka ... he used to drink cheap liquor ... on top of that he didn't taste lemon or pickle ... so why won't that useless person go mad

Kastoori ki mehak aur bhookhe ka chehra ... chupaye nahi chupta

The aroma of musk and the face of a hungry person ... can't stay hidden

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Uthade parda, dikha de jalwa ... boondi ke ladoo, gajar ka halwa

Life the curtain, show your talent ... ball-shaped sweets, carrot dessert

Tu sharaab ki botal hai ... tujhe peekar log apne aap aur apne khandan ko gaaliyan dete hai

You are a bottle of alcohol ... people drink you and curse themselves and their entire family

Jab pani whiskey ke bina badh sakta hai ... toh soch whiskey pani ke bina kitna chad sakti hai

When water can rise without whiskey ... then think how much can the whiskey intoxicate without water

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

Yeh sher ki maa hai ... maine bakri ka nahi, sherni ka dhood piya hai

She is a mother of a tiger ... and I have drunk the milk from a tigress and not a goat

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth

Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks

Eat lots and lots of walnut, tighten your loincloth ... and fight with bear hands, not with knives and forks

Jab gehun ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen kisaano ki hoti ... aur jab factory ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen public purpose ke liye ho jaati hai

When you need wheat then the land belongs to the farmers ... and when you need a factory then the land is used for public purpose

Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na ... toh akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai ... hamare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar

When one has a long and slim face like you ... then the eyes fire bullets ... but from a round face like mine, only clarified butter can drip

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola

Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hai ... ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge

Memories are like a box of sweets ... once it opens then you can't eat just one piece

Zindagi ka sirf ek hi sach hai ... death ... baki sab doodh mein milaya hua pani

There's only one truth of life ... death ... everything else is like water mixed in milk

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

My would be wife ... here is the knife ... cut this cake and save the life of this hungry person