Food and drinks Dialogues

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki

If you pass this year ... then I will you a Cadbury (chocolate), and that to a milk one

Hamari chai bahut kadvi hoti hai

Our tea is very bitter

Khane wale ko khane ka bahana chahiye ... bhook lage ya na lage khana chahiye

People who like to eat just need an excuse to eat ... you should keep eating whether you feel hungry or not

Kastoori ki mehak aur bhookhe ka chehra ... chupaye nahi chupta

The aroma of musk and the face of a hungry person ... can't stay hidden

Lagda hai teri ragon mein khoon nahi ... rabri daud di hai rabri

Looks like blood does not flow through your veins ... instead sweets flow

Tumhare pati ka naam tha Dwarka ... maal peeta tha woh pehli dhaar ka ... utaara na le neembu ka na achaar ka ... phir bhair kaise na badhe bekaar ka

Your husband's name was Dwarka ... he used to drink cheap liquor ... on top of that he didn't taste lemon or pickle ... so why won't that useless person go mad

Lagta hai sode ki bottal ke tarah josh khatam ho gaya hai

Looks like he has lost the spirit just like a soda bottle

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Is he is person or a mutton shop

Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat

The presence of a grape in the beak of a vulture, is Gods act ... and a monkey inside a human, is also Gods act

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee

Jakar dumm hilana unke samne ... talwe chatna ... botiyaan phekenge botiyaan!

Go and wag your tail in front of him ... and lick his boots ... he will throw bones at you, bones!

Zarooraton ne par kaat diye hai ... roti paon ki zanjeer ban gayi hai

Needs have cut my wings ... bread has become shackles of my legs

Pedh ke phal wohi khaata hai ... joh pedh ki daali par baitha hota hai

Only the person who sits on the branch of a tree ... can eat the fruit from that tree

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Tu sharaab ki botal hai ... tujhe peekar log apne aap aur apne khandan ko gaaliyan dete hai

You are a bottle of alcohol ... people drink you and curse themselves and their entire family

Pyas ab pani ho jaye, katra katra ghulab ho jaye .... tum apne haathon se joh pila do mujhko, toh mineral water bhi sharab ho jaye

The thirst may now become water, every drop may now become a rose ... and if you make me drink from your hands, then even mineral water will become alcohol

Zindagi ka sirf ek hi sach hai ... death ... baki sab doodh mein milaya hua pani

There's only one truth of life ... death ... everything else is like water mixed in milk

Barood se lipte yeh shabd phoote bomb jaise ... daru se chadte hai sar par hum rum jaise ... rum se yaad aaya, tere bevde baap ko salaam bol ... jaankari ke liye beta kaam bhaari kaam bol

My gunpowder covered words will blast like a bomb ... I get on people's head like rum ... with rum I remember, go and say hi to your drunkard father ... and if you have some big task then just tell me about it

Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein

You are growing onions in your mouth