Food and drinks Dialogues

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

From his face he looks like a laborer from a cigarette factory ... bloody sucked mango

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

The pani puri out here, is world famous in entire Mumbai

Joh samundar mein gotha lagate hai woh bheegkar jaate hai ... aur joh bar mein aate hai woh do-do peg peekar jaate hai

People who jump in the ocean leave wet ... and those who come in a bar leave only after drinking a couple of pegs

Haldi bahut hi kaam ki cheez hoti hai beta ... doodh mein milakar pee jao, toh shareer ka poora dard khatam ho jata hai ... aur chune mein milakar zakhm pe lagao, ghav bhar jata hai

Son turmeric is a very useful thing ... if you mix it in milk and drink, then all the body pain goes away ... if you mix it with lime and apply on a wound, then the injury gets better

Samundar mein mutthi bhar shakkar dalne se ... uska namak kam nahin ho jaata

If you throw a handful of sugar in the ocean ... that doesn't reduce its salt

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Prawn fish, is a fish ... but it's not fish, it's prawn ... sweet from condensed milk, is a sweet ... but it's not a sweet, it's condensed milk

Itni pila, itni pila saaki ki mehak jaon main ... yeh toh mumkin nahi hai ki bahek jaon main

Oh my friend make me drink so much that I get high ... because it's not possible that I can be lost

Peene ke baad insaan dimaag ke badle dil se sochne lagta hai

After drinking a man starts to think from his heart rather than his mind

Gobar deto ho aur expect karte ho cake samajhke kha loon

You give me cow dung and you expect me to eat it like cake

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Once I've cooked the vegetables ... then be it a Bihari or a Bengali person, he will lick his fingers and eat

Humne saanp ko doodh pilaya ... par hum doodh pila sakte hai, toh uska sar bhi kuchal sakte hai

I have fed milk to a snake ... but if I can feed milk then I can also crush its head

Isaaniyat ka dhood pilane se saanpon ka zehar aur badhta hai

Snakes become more poisonous when they are fed the milk of humanity

Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa sakte hai

To eat cake, we people can go anywhere

Do waqt ki roti kamata hoon, panch waqt ki namaaz padhta hoon ... isse zyada meri zaroorat nahi, aur mujhe khareedne ki teri aukaad nahi

I earn the bread for two meals a day, I pray to God five times a day ... I don't need anything more than that, and you don't have the status to buy me

Pet anaaj se nahi bharta ... pyar se bharta hai

Food doesn't fill the stomach ... love does

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai ... Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe

There are only two things famous in this world ... the karate of Bruce Lee and flatbreads made by Ashok Kumar

Maut zindagi ki har tasveer ka doosra rukh hai ... karam ache kiye ho toh maut achi milti hai ... pani ki tarah gale se utar jaati hai ... aur agar tumhare jaise karam bure kiye ho toh maut bhi buri hi milti hai ... ek sookhi roti ke tukde ki tarah gale mein atak jaati hai ... neeche nahi utarti

Death is the other side of every picture of life ... if you have done good deeds then you get a good death ... it slides down the throat like water ... and if you have done bad deeds then you also get a bad death ... it gets stuck in the throat like a dry piece of bread ... it doesn't go down

Kaam kare so soonth kare aur kuch kare afeem ... karmo ki gath prani bhukte theli bhare hakeem

Dried ginger does the work and a little is done by drugs ... a human pays for his deeds and the doctor fills his bags

Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh

Here comes the messenger of an executioner ... the son of his mother ... he walks just like cream over milk