Food and drinks Dialogues

Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi meri har goli par marne waale ka naam hota hai

Just like on every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... just like that on every bullet of mine is written the name of the person who will die from it

Sharaab bhi aaisi cheez hai ... koi gham mein peeta hai toh koi khushi mein ... magar main sharaab is liye peeyonga ... ki ab na gham raha na khushi

Alcohol is such a thing that ... someone drinks in sorrow and someone drinks in happiness ... but I'll drink alcohol because ... now there is no sorrow and no happiness left for me

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee

Pyas ab pani ho jaye, katra katra ghulab ho jaye .... tum apne haathon se joh pila do mujhko, toh mineral water bhi sharab ho jaye

The thirst may now become water, every drop may now become a rose ... and if you make me drink from your hands, then even mineral water will become alcohol

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki yahan par baith sake, tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake

Who the hell drinks to tolerate ... I drink so that I can sit here, so that I can see you, so that I can tolerate you

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

There are two types of people in the world ... one with whom we drink ... and second are those for whom we drink

Nasha sharaab mein nahi hota bewakoof ... varna paimaane nachte

Alcohol doesn't have intoxication in it you fool ... or else the glass would have been dancing

Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?

Marriage is lentil rice for 50 years till you die ... there should be a little bit of minced mutton with bread, chicken drumsticks and hakka noodles in life, right?

Dimaag? ... mutton ki dukaan pe batees rupaiy kilo bikta hai bheja

What brain? ... it sells at the mutton shop for Rs.32 a kilo

Uparwaale ne daulat aur khane ka muqaddar alag alag kaagazon pe likha hua hai ... jisko daulat zyada deta hai uska khana kam kar deta hai ... jisko khana zyada deta hai uski daulat kam kar deta hai

God has written the destiny of money and food on different papers ... the one who has a lot of money doesn't have a big appetite for food ... the who has a big appetite for food doesn't have a lot of money

Yeh dastarkhwan ek aaisi jagah hai ... jahan do insaan saath baithkar rotiyan todhte hai aur dil jodhte hai

The dining table is such a place ... where two people sit together, break the bread and connect the hearts

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

A for apple, B for big apple, C for compact apple, D for a different persons apple

Sabzi tarkari garam garam ... arre malik kare hazam hazam

There are warm and hot vegetable dishes ... may god help me digest all of these

Aurat, aag aur sharab mard ke bas mein hi ho toh achcha hota hai ... mard inke bas mein ho, inka ghulam ban jaye ... toh yeh usse jala dalti hai

It's good if a man has control over women, fire and alcohol ... but if a man is under their control and he becomes their slave ... then they burn him

Insaan aur insaaniyat ka toh main paidahishi dushman hoon ... mera bas chale toh main insaaniyat ka khoon aaise nichhod loon ... jaise log kisi phal mein se uska ras nichhod lete hai

From birth I am the enemy of humans and humanity ... if I had the power then I'll squeeze the blood out of humanity in a way like ... people squeeze the juice out of a fruit

Karele jaisi soorat aur jalebi ke sapne

Your face is like bitter melon and you dream for sweets

Jab zindagi mein pehli baar koi kisi ko I love you bolta hai na ... kya lagta hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki ek bottle daru aang ke andar ghus gaya ho ... aur daru bhi aaisa jis mein mithaas bhi hai aur nasha bhi

When someone says I love you to someone for the first time ... then it feels so good ... it feels as if a bottle of alcohol has entered in the body ... and that kind of alcohol in which there is sweetness and intoxication as well

Rasam nibhane ke liye havan mein ghee dalna hi padta hai ... lekin phir ussi aag se ghar bhi jalaya ja sakta hai

To follow the procedure one has to add clarified butter to the homa (ritual) ... but with that same fire one can burn the house down also

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Usually he behaves like Amol Palekar but after drinking two pegs he turns into Amitabh Bachchan

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

She's like milk and I'm like sour lemon ... together our life has exploded and turned into cottage cheese