Food and drinks Dialogues

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

My would be wife ... here is the knife ... cut this cake and save the life of this hungry person

Jab gehun ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen kisaano ki hoti ... aur jab factory ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen public purpose ke liye ho jaati hai

When you need wheat then the land belongs to the farmers ... and when you need a factory then the land is used for public purpose

Uthade parda, dikha de jalwa ... boondi ke ladoo, gajar ka halwa

Life the curtain, show your talent ... ball-shaped sweets, carrot dessert

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

This is whiskey ... the one who drinks it a lot ... his life then leaves the world

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki yahan par baith sake, tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake

Who the hell drinks to tolerate ... I drink so that I can sit here, so that I can see you, so that I can tolerate you

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi meri har goli par marne waale ka naam hota hai

Just like on every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... just like that on every bullet of mine is written the name of the person who will die from it

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

A for apple, B for big apple, C for compact apple, D for a different persons apple

Karele jaisi soorat aur jalebi ke sapne

Your face is like bitter melon and you dream for sweets

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

Bloody I have so much pressure, so much pressure ... that I am feeling like a cooker ... and vegetables are cooking inside of me

Jab pani whiskey ke bina badh sakta hai ... toh soch whiskey pani ke bina kitna chad sakti hai

When water can rise without whiskey ... then think how much can the whiskey intoxicate without water

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah

She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth

Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks

Eat lots and lots of walnut, tighten your loincloth ... and fight with bear hands, not with knives and forks

Uparwaale ne daulat aur khane ka muqaddar alag alag kaagazon pe likha hua hai ... jisko daulat zyada deta hai uska khana kam kar deta hai ... jisko khana zyada deta hai uski daulat kam kar deta hai

God has written the destiny of money and food on different papers ... the one who has a lot of money doesn't have a big appetite for food ... the who has a big appetite for food doesn't have a lot of money

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

There are two types of people in the world ... one with whom we drink ... and second are those for whom we drink

Yeh dastarkhwan ek aaisi jagah hai ... jahan do insaan saath baithkar rotiyan todhte hai aur dil jodhte hai

The dining table is such a place ... where two people sit together, break the bread and connect the hearts

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

She's like milk and I'm like sour lemon ... together our life has exploded and turned into cottage cheese

Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na ... toh akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai ... hamare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar

When one has a long and slim face like you ... then the eyes fire bullets ... but from a round face like mine, only clarified butter can drip