Food and drinks Dialogues

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru

Cheap alcohol and cheap sex always causes harm

Lagta hai sode ki bottal ke tarah josh khatam ho gaya hai

Looks like he has lost the spirit just like a soda bottle

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Vada Pav is Mumbai's pride ... Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri are the identities of our unity

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

You're fair and I'm dark ... together we'll make a hot mixture of spices

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

From today I won't eat fruits ... I will only eat dry fruits

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

Ameeron se gareebon ki haddiyan toh chabayi ja sakti hai ... unke ghar ki roti nahi

Rich people can chew the bones of poor people ... but not the food of their house

Calendar khana lao! ... Calendar khana lao!

Calendar get the food! ... Calendar get the food!

Sharaab ek aaisi cheez hai ... joh ameeron ka shaunk aur gareebon ki zaroorat hai

Alcohol is one such thing ... that is a hobby of the rich and necessity of the poor

Insaan ki zaroorat kitni hai ... ghar ki, roti ki, kapde ki ... aur isse zyada jama karne ki koshish jurm hai, gunah hai sarasar

What are the needs of a human ... house, food, clothes ... and trying to collect more than this is a total crime

Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat

The presence of a grape in the beak of a vulture, is Gods act ... and a monkey inside a human, is also Gods act

Aurat ki zindagi doodh ki tarah hoti hai ... jisko ek zara se namak ki dali bhi bekaar kar deti hai

The life of a woman is like milk ... a little bit of salt can destroy it

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

Bloody I have so much pressure, so much pressure ... that I am feeling like a cooker ... and vegetables are cooking inside of me

Yahan libaaz ki keemat hai aadmi ki nahi ... mujhe glass bada de sharab kam karde

Here there is value of a dress but not of a person ... give me less alcohol but give me in a big glass

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

A woman turns a man from sugarcane into jaggery

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Son if you like chewing tobacco so much then make one more friend ... it will help to pickup your coffin

Jahan jahan sardar, wahan wahan gurudwara aur langar ... koi bhooka nahi marta

Where there's a Sikh man, there's gurudwara and free meal over there ... no one dies with hunger

Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh

Here comes the messenger of an executioner ... the son of his mother ... he walks just like cream over milk

Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab

This is the first rule of alcohol ... whose alcohol you drink, you should spoil their house

Tujhe main itne dino tak bandh rakhunga saale ... jab tak tu chakki pees-peeskar sarkar ke liye itna paisa kama le ... ki sarkar ka jail banane ka karcha vasool ho jaye

I'll keep you locked up for so many days ... until you earn enough money for the government by grinding flour ... which would cover the expenses of the government for building the jail