Food and drinks Dialogues

Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai

I have been loyal to you Sir

Calendar khana lao! ... Calendar khana lao!

Calendar get the food! ... Calendar get the food!

Daru badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... dosti mein pilao toh yaar deti hai ... dushmani mein pilao toh maar deti hai

Alcohol is a bloody thing ... if you drink in friendship then it gives a friend ... if you drink in animosity then it kills

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

You're fair and I'm dark ... together we'll make a hot mixture of spices

Sharaab peena bahut zaroori hai ... varna zindagi adhoori hai

Drinking alcohol is very important ... or else life is incomplete

Somvaar ko sagai, phir Ganga ki bidai ... aur bhabhi issi baat par khila do hum sabko mithai

The engagement will be held on Monday, then Ganga's farewell ... and on this point sister-in-law, feed all of us sweets

Agar hum pyase bhi marte ho ... toh bhi tumhare ghar se do boond pani peena hum mein manzoor nahi hai

Even if I am dying of thirst ... then to drinking two drops of water from your house is unacceptable to me

Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Is she a girl or a soft bread ... after seeing her, I'm feeling hungry in the stomach of love

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Son if you like chewing tobacco so much then make one more friend ... it will help to pickup your coffin

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

Purane dino mein jab Hindustan sone ki chidiya hua karta tha ... tab yahan hazaron jaatiyan thi ... par aaj kal sirf do tarah ki jaat hai ... pehli jinka pet bada hai aur doosri jinki bhookh ... jinki kismat mein do cheezein hai ... ya toh nighalo ya niwala bano

In the good old days when India was a golden bird ... then there were thousands of different castes ... but nowadays there are only two types of caste ... first those who have a big belly and second who are hungry for food ... and they have only two options in their destiny ... either eat someone or become their bite

Aurat ki zindagi doodh ki tarah hoti hai ... jisko ek zara se namak ki dali bhi bekaar kar deti hai

The life of a woman is like milk ... a little bit of salt can destroy it

Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab

This is the first rule of alcohol ... whose alcohol you drink, you should spoil their house

Yahan libaaz ki keemat hai aadmi ki nahi ... mujhe glass bada de sharab kam karde

Here there is value of a dress but not of a person ... give me less alcohol but give me in a big glass

Jeevan mein teen cheezon se hamesha parez rakhiye ... shakkar, namak aur neta

In life always stay away from 3 things ... sugar, salt and politician

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

A woman turns a man from sugarcane into jaggery

Joota khane ke baad garam chai penicillin ka kaam deti hai

After getting beaten by shoes, hot tea gives what penicillin gives

Khana khilaya hua aadmi dhoka de sakta hai ... doodh pilaya hua saanp nahi

Someone whom you feed food can deceive you ... but a snake who has been fed milk by you, won't deceive you

Sharaab ek aaisi cheez hai ... joh ameeron ka shaunk aur gareebon ki zaroorat hai

Alcohol is one such thing ... that is a hobby of the rich and necessity of the poor