Food and drinks Dialogues

Bhindi sa shareer lekar Undertaker ki diet follow kar rahi hai yeh toh

She has a body like okra but she follows the diet of Undertaker

Woh main mast tel mein fry karke, woh main kha gaya

That, I nicely deep fried it in oil and ate it

Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum

Two snacks, two sweets, chips, rice, curry, crushed veggies, fried wheat flour, flatbread, pickle ... you are an unlimited food plate

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

A for Apple and H for Hen ...Pathan is saying there and then ... do anything but don't mess with Pathan's friend

Gabrana mat ab main loogna iski jaan ... isse gilori banake khaonga jaise ho Banarasi paan

Don't worry now I'll take his life ... I'll make him into prepared betel nut and eat him as if it's a betel leaf from Banaras

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Tell me what will you have ... cold drink, hot tea ... Bacardi, beer, or rum

Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?

Is today the festival of snakes? ... then why are you feeding milk to this snake?

Shakahari bhojan khane se dil, dimaag aur aatma teeno shaant rehte hai

By eating vegetarian food your heart, mind and soul all three remain at peace

Kya cheez hai Mumbai, aamchi Mumbai ... woh vada pav ki chutney, woh Mahim ki phirni, woh local train ke dhakke, woh signal pe chakke ... woh traffic, woh kooda, woh kachra, woh auto taxi ka nakhra ... woh machi waali ka jhagda, woh bhel, woh pani-puri, woh ragda ... woh Wadala, woh Chakala, woh Bandra, kahin Sakku bai toh kahin Sandra ... woh aunty ka adda, saala main road pe hich khadda ... yaar jaisa bhi hai ... aamchi Mumbai toh aamchi hai yaar

What a great place Mumbai is, our Mumbai ... the chutney of vada pav, the phirni (sweet) of Mahim, the pushing in the local trains, the eunuchs at a traffic signal ... the traffic, the garbage, the trash, the tantrums of rickshaw and taxi ... the fight with the fish lady, the bhel, the pani-puri, the ragda ... places like Wadala, Chakala, Bandra, somewhere there is the maid Sakku and somewhere there is Sandra ... the aunt's location, bloody the pothole on the main road ... my friend however it is ... our Mumbai is our own

Aaj kal achche chawal ki tarah ... achche ladke bhi black mein milte hai

Just like good rice today ... you get good guys in the black market as well

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

If he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

We should make a statue of the person who invented alcohol

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai

Drinking alcohol is bad ... but leaving the bottle on the spot after drinking ... is even worse

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

You enjoy milk when it has green cardamom, almonds and pistachios ... when a heart connects with a heart then a relationship of brother and sister is formed

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Roz sach bolta hoon toh pitai ... aaj pehli baar jhoot bola toh mithai

Everyday I said the truth and I was beaten ... and today I lied for the first time and I got a sweet

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Hey you twisted straw of an empty cold drink bottle ... worn out Kolhapuri sandal!

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

I loved you, and your father beat me up ... and Bournvita gives you strength for the body and the heart

Shudh shakahari, dal bhaat tarkaari ... sab maal sarkari

It's pure vegeterian, lentil soup and rice ... and it everything belongs to the government