Food and drinks Dialogues

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

When I drink one peg, then I don't listen to anyones father ... when I drink two pegs, then I don't even listen to myself ... when I drink three pegs, then no one listens to me

Jeevan mein teen cheezon se hamesha parez rakhiye ... shakkar, namak aur neta

In life always stay away from 3 things ... sugar, salt and politician

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Is she a girl or a soft bread ... after seeing her, I'm feeling hungry in the stomach of love

Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai

I have been loyal to you Sir

Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor

Roma you had so many grapes hanging in your life ... and you've caught this monkey

Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

This man has turned into ginger ... he is growing from anywhere

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

Lambi race ke ghode ko goli nahin maarte ... gud aur chana khilate hain ... phir daav lagage paisa kamate hain

One does not fire a bullet at the horse of a long race ... you feed him jaggery and chickpeas ... then bet on it and make money

Sharaab ki botal pe agar main label ki tarah chipak gaya hoon ... toh is label ko chipkane waale aap hai

If I am stuck as a label on an alcohol bottle ... then you are the person who stuck this label

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

The Mogul of bread and the King of omelet ... Bajaj ... our Bajaj

Koi mai ka laal kisi ko do waqt ki roti nahi dila sakta ... kyun ki roti dilane waala woh malik hai ... jisne har insaan ko do haath diye hai aur kaha hai ki ... cheer de zameen ka seena aur nikaal le apne hisse ki roti

No one person can provide two meals a day to another person ... because food is provided by God ... who has given everyone two hands and said that ... tear apart the body of the earth and remove the food of your share

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps

Mai ke doodh aur majboor insaan ke aasunyon mein milavat nahi hovat hai

There is no adulteration in mother's milk and the tears of a helpless person

Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai

It seems there is a pickle of an old song added in your thoughts

Sharaab bhi ajeeb cheez hai na ... dimaag band kar deti hai ... dil bolne lagta hai

Alcohol is a very strange thing ... it closes the mind ... and the heart starts to talk

Yeh raajneeti ke chakkar toh bas do kisam ke logon ko raas aate hai ... ek toh woh jinke ghar khane peene ki fikar na ho ... aur doosre woh jinke ghar khane peene ko kuch na ho

Politics only works for two kinds of people ... first those who don't have to worry about food in their house ... and second those who have nothing to eat in their house

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom

Jaise zinda ko dani pani ka zaroorat hai na ... us hi tarah murde ka antim sanskar ke liye kharcha pani ka zaroorat hai

Just like a living person needs food and water to live ... exactly like that you need money to cover the costs for the funeral of a dead person

Aaj raat tere gham ko rum mein dubaate hai

Let's drown your sorrows in rum tonight