Food and drinks Dialogues

Insaan ki zaroorat kitni hai ... ghar ki, roti ki, kapde ki ... aur isse zyada jama karne ki koshish jurm hai, gunah hai sarasar

What are the needs of a human ... house, food, clothes ... and trying to collect more than this is a total crime

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Vada Pav is Mumbai's pride ... Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri are the identities of our unity

Tujhe main itne dino tak bandh rakhunga saale ... jab tak tu chakki pees-peeskar sarkar ke liye itna paisa kama le ... ki sarkar ka jail banane ka karcha vasool ho jaye

I'll keep you locked up for so many days ... until you earn enough money for the government by grinding flour ... which would cover the expenses of the government for building the jail

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai

It seems there is a pickle of an old song added in your thoughts

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

From today I won't eat fruits ... I will only eat dry fruits

Jahan jahan sardar, wahan wahan gurudwara aur langar ... koi bhooka nahi marta

Where there's a Sikh man, there's gurudwara and free meal over there ... no one dies with hunger

Ameeron se gareebon ki haddiyan toh chabayi ja sakti hai ... unke ghar ki roti nahi

Rich people can chew the bones of poor people ... but not the food of their house

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

If there's a ghost then there's a witch ... if there's lentil soup then there's chutney ... if you spread a lot then your pant will tear apart

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru

Cheap alcohol and cheap sex always causes harm

Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor

Roma you had so many grapes hanging in your life ... and you've caught this monkey

Koi mai ka laal kisi ko do waqt ki roti nahi dila sakta ... kyun ki roti dilane waala woh malik hai ... jisne har insaan ko do haath diye hai aur kaha hai ki ... cheer de zameen ka seena aur nikaal le apne hisse ki roti

No one person can provide two meals a day to another person ... because food is provided by God ... who has given everyone two hands and said that ... tear apart the body of the earth and remove the food of your share

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

When I drink one peg, then I don't listen to anyones father ... when I drink two pegs, then I don't even listen to myself ... when I drink three pegs, then no one listens to me

Lambi race ke ghode ko goli nahin maarte ... gud aur chana khilate hain ... phir daav lagage paisa kamate hain

One does not fire a bullet at the horse of a long race ... you feed him jaggery and chickpeas ... then bet on it and make money

Mai ke doodh aur majboor insaan ke aasunyon mein milavat nahi hovat hai

There is no adulteration in mother's milk and the tears of a helpless person

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom

Jaise zinda ko dani pani ka zaroorat hai na ... us hi tarah murde ka antim sanskar ke liye kharcha pani ka zaroorat hai

Just like a living person needs food and water to live ... exactly like that you need money to cover the costs for the funeral of a dead person

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Tell me what will you have ... cold drink, hot tea ... Bacardi, beer, or rum

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps