Food and drinks Dialogues

Nagin ka nasha sharaab aur aurat ke nashe se zyada hota hai

The intoxication from a snake lady is more than that from alcohol and women

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Zeher ka koi jaat nahi hota aur daru ka koi brand nahi hota ... daru chahe sasti ho chahe mehengi, nasha dono mein hota hai

Poison has no caste and alcohol has no brand ... whether the alcohol is cheap or expensive, there is intoxication in both

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

I agree that he looks like a groundnut from a distance ... but go close and see as he's your strong and brave man

Karz ki peete the main lekin samajhte the ki haan ... rang layegi hamari faaqa masti ek din

We used to drink in debt but we used to think ... that one day our craziness will become famous

Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake

I drink alcohol and blood on my own decision ... till stomach is full

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai ... shayari, sharaab aur aap

The tent of my life is standing on three sticks ... poems, alcohol and you

Roz sach bolta hoon toh pitai ... aaj pehli baar jhoot bola toh mithai

Everyday I said the truth and I was beaten ... and today I lied for the first time and I got a sweet

In sarmayedaron ne kanoon ki haisiyat us andhe bikhari ki tarah bana di hai ... jisse apna pet bharne ke liye saboot ki rotiyan chahiye ... phir kyun na woh paap ke aate se bani ho aur gunaah ki bhatti mein pakki ho

These capitalists have turned the status of the law as that of a blind man ... who needs the bread of evidence to fill his stomach ... even if it is made from the dough of sins and cooked in the oven of crime

Jab tak ki ghar ki murgi ko koi bahar waala murgi na bole ... tab tak murgi daal hi lagti hai

Until someone from outside calls the chicken of the house as a chicken ... until then the chicken feels like lentil

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Ghar ka doodh chahe jitna shudh ho ... baazar ki chai peene ka kuch mazaa hi aur hota hai

No matter how pure the milk in the house is ... the fun of drinking tea from outside is something else

Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki bar mein kitni daru hai ... sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakta hai

The question is not that how much alcohol is there in the bar ... the question is that how much can you drink

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

If a vegetable goes bad we throw it away ... but we can't say a man is bad and throw him away ... instead we improve him

When the spirit's so white no, something's not right

When the spirit's so white no, something's not right

Phool hai gobi ka, sabzi mat samajhna ... pyar hai bhanware ka, humdardi mat samajhna

This is a cauliflower, don't consider it as a vegetable ... this is bumblebee's love, don't consider it as sympathy

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money

Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!

She is butter ... simply terrific!

Aao ji aao ji aaj sadke, yaaro ke yaar aaye hai ... pilao ji pilao inhe aaj jee bhar ke, saat samundar paar aaye hai

Come over everyone, my dear friend has arrived ... make him drink as much as he can, since he has from overseas