Food and drinks Dialogues

Nashta kiya, breakfast?

Did you eat breakfast?

Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa sakte hai

To eat cake, we people can go anywhere

Jab tak ki ghar ki murgi ko koi bahar waala murgi na bole ... tab tak murgi daal hi lagti hai

Until someone from outside calls the chicken of the house as a chicken ... until then the chicken feels like lentil

Karz ki peete the main lekin samajhte the ki haan ... rang layegi hamari faaqa masti ek din

We used to drink in debt but we used to think ... that one day our craziness will become famous

Zindagi mein agar jeena zaroori hai ... toh peena bahut zaroori hai

If living is important in life ... then drinking is very important

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

When she was small she used to sit in my lap and have a lollypop ... now when she sits in my lap, then my lolly pops

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

You pest ... you fritter made without oil!

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

If a vegetable goes bad we throw it away ... but we can't say a man is bad and throw him away ... instead we improve him

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

I have been dreaming here for 3 months about the glass of milk and the string of the petticoat ... and the girl has kept the fast of Karva Chauth under your name

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

A for apple, B for be quiet ... or else it will be C for clout

Nasha pilake girana toh sabko aata hai ... aare mazaa toh tab hai ki girton ko thaam le saakhi

Everyone knows how to make someone drink alcohol and fall ... but my friend the fun is when you help the people falling

Champagne ko sharaab kehkar champagne ki insult mat karo

Don't insult champagne by calling it alcohol

Motor ameeron ki naukar hoti hai ... taxi gareebon ki ann daata

A car is a servant for the rich ... and a taxi is the food provider for the poor

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Honest people eat lentil bread and scoundrels eat seekh kabab

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Hey you biscuit, if you call me loafer one more time ... then I'll dip you in tea, and you'll get wet and you'll drop right here

Roti ka chakka jab kuchalta hai na ... toh sabse pehle moolya, siddhant, kuchle jaate hai

When the flour mill of bread crushes you ... then it crushes your values and principles first