Food and drinks Dialogues

In sarmayedaron ne kanoon ki haisiyat us andhe bikhari ki tarah bana di hai ... jisse apna pet bharne ke liye saboot ki rotiyan chahiye ... phir kyun na woh paap ke aate se bani ho aur gunaah ki bhatti mein pakki ho

These capitalists have turned the status of the law as that of a blind man ... who needs the bread of evidence to fill his stomach ... even if it is made from the dough of sins and cooked in the oven of crime

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Khana khilaya hua aadmi dhoka de sakta hai ... doodh pilaya hua saanp nahi

Someone whom you feed food can deceive you ... but a snake who has been fed milk by you, won't deceive you

Daayan haath jeb mein rakh lo seth ... varna zindagi bhar aapko baayen haath se khana, khana padega

Keep your right hand in the pocket ... otherwise you'll have to eat food with your left hand for the entire life

Na umeed hai, na sharaab hai ... soorat-e-haal kaafi kharab hai

Neither there is hope, nor there is alcohol ... and the condition of the face is very bad

Radhe jaane ke liye nahi, bhejne ke liye aaya hai ... aur tere hisse ki biryani hum sab mil-baant kar khayenge ... aur bolenge Eid Mubarak

Radhe hasn't come to leave, he's come to send people ... and we all will eat the biryani of your share ... and we'll say have a blessed Eid

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Is she your wife or the chutney with potato fritter ... just like the chutney keeps flowing in every plate and sticks to every potato fritter ... just like that your wife has a boyfriend on every station

Hai koi pani joh chadti hai whiskey ke bina ... pani needs whiskey ... whiskey mein zaroorat nahi kiski

Is there any water that intoxicates without whiskey ... water needs whiskey ... whiskey doesn't need anything

Makkhiyan behte na kyun kabar pe saudai ki ... uski mashooq thi beti kisi halwai ki

Why are the mosquitoes sitting on the grave of a rogue person ... because his girlfriend was a daughter of a sweet maker

Lo ... mooh meetha karlo

Here ... have some sweets

Tujhe izzat ki roti khilaonga uski koi guarantee nahi de sakta ... lekin roti ke saath izzat zaroor dilaonga

I cannot guarantee that I can feed you food earned with dignity ... but I will definitely give you dignity along with food

Arre kha le na yaar, kha le ... khali pet toh bhagwan ka naam bhi pet mein dard karta hai

Eat it my friend, eat it ... with an empty stomach even the name of god will give you stomach pain

Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi

Rice pancakes tastes good only with lentil soup ... not with chick peas

Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda ... mooh pe pada na ... daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge

These hands are like a hammer ... if it falls on your face ... then your teeth will come out like popcorn

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

A common man is like a mango ... some get sucked and some get cut

Kahin aam ke bhooleke bomb na nighal jaana ... pata nahi chalega kitna phatta hai aur kitna baki reh gaya

Don't gulp a bomb thinking it's a mango ... because then we won't come to know how much it blasted and how much is left over

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?

Coffee or dinner, whatever fills your stomach ... can we go on a date?

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai

To feed food to someone made by your own hands ... is a great blessing of God

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice