Food and drinks Dialogues

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

You pest ... you fritter made without oil!

Nashta kiya, breakfast?

Did you eat breakfast?

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Is she your wife or the chutney with potato fritter ... just like the chutney keeps flowing in every plate and sticks to every potato fritter ... just like that your wife has a boyfriend on every station

Makkhiyan behte na kyun kabar pe saudai ki ... uski mashooq thi beti kisi halwai ki

Why are the mosquitoes sitting on the grave of a rogue person ... because his girlfriend was a daughter of a sweet maker

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

A for apple, B for be quiet ... or else it will be C for clout

Arre kha le na yaar, kha le ... khali pet toh bhagwan ka naam bhi pet mein dard karta hai

Eat it my friend, eat it ... with an empty stomach even the name of god will give you stomach pain

Champagne ko sharaab kehkar champagne ki insult mat karo

Don't insult champagne by calling it alcohol

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Honest people eat lentil bread and scoundrels eat seekh kabab

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Daayan haath jeb mein rakh lo seth ... varna zindagi bhar aapko baayen haath se khana, khana padega

Keep your right hand in the pocket ... otherwise you'll have to eat food with your left hand for the entire life

Roti ka chakka jab kuchalta hai na ... toh sabse pehle moolya, siddhant, kuchle jaate hai

When the flour mill of bread crushes you ... then it crushes your values and principles first

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

I have been dreaming here for 3 months about the glass of milk and the string of the petticoat ... and the girl has kept the fast of Karva Chauth under your name

Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda ... mooh pe pada na ... daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge

These hands are like a hammer ... if it falls on your face ... then your teeth will come out like popcorn

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

The one who puts the lemon in the milk ... the cottage cheese belongs to him

Nasha pilake girana toh sabko aata hai ... aare mazaa toh tab hai ki girton ko thaam le saakhi

Everyone knows how to make someone drink alcohol and fall ... but my friend the fun is when you help the people falling

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

When she was small she used to sit in my lap and have a lollypop ... now when she sits in my lap, then my lolly pops

Carrom ramwanu, juice pivanu ... mazza ni life

Play carrom, drink juice ... life is great

Sukhi raho ... daru aur sode ki tarah mil-julkar raho

Stay happy ... and stay together like alcohol and soda

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem