Food and drinks Dialogues

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

If he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Hey you twisted straw of an empty cold drink bottle ... worn out Kolhapuri sandal!

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi

Everything has an expiry date ... be it a human or a milk can ... and your date has come

Aadhi aadhi chai peene se chahat badti hai ... chahat se dosti badti hai, dosti se pehchaan badti hai, pehchaan se naam badta hai, naam se kaam badta hai, kaam se daam badta hai aur daam se business badta hai

By sharing tea and drinking half it increases love ... with love friendship increases, with friendship identity increases, with identity recognition increases, with recognition work increases, with work value increases and with value business increases

Woh main mast tel mein fry karke, woh main kha gaya

That, I nicely deep fried it in oil and ate it

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai

Drinking alcohol is bad ... but leaving the bottle on the spot after drinking ... is even worse

Sharaab bhi ajeeb cheez hai na ... dimaag band kar deti hai ... dil bolne lagta hai

Alcohol is a very strange thing ... it closes the mind ... and the heart starts to talk

Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum

Two snacks, two sweets, chips, rice, curry, crushed veggies, fried wheat flour, flatbread, pickle ... you are an unlimited food plate

Shaadi ek nariyal ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle se hi malai kha lo toh baad mein sirf pani reh jaata hai

Marriage is like a coconut ... if you eat the cream beforehand then only the water remains

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai

This is a strange game ... it's an exhibition of yes and no ... sometimes a granule of sugar is like bitter gourd ... sometimes there is Savita, sometimes there is Sunita, sometimes there is Bela

Meri nazar mein teri haisiyat is paan ke barabar hai ... jisse jab chahun chabakar, tookh sakta hoon

Your status in front of me is that of a betel leaf ... which I can chew and spit anytime I want

Jis tarah mithaas gudh ka swabhav hai aur kadvahat neem ka ... ussi tarah insaan ki khuddari uske badapan ka swabhav hai

Just like sweetness is a property of jaggery and bitterness is of a neem tree ... just like that self-respect is a property of a person's kindness

Aaj raat tere gham ko rum mein dubaate hai

Let's drown your sorrows in rum tonight

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

I loved you, and your father beat me up ... and Bournvita gives you strength for the body and the heart

Sheesha ho ya dil ho aakhir toot jaata hai ... lab tak aate aate haathon se sagar choot jaata hai

Be it a mirror or the heart it breaks ... and the drink of glass slips from the hand before it reaches the lips

Parties hongi rock ... aur daru hogi uncork

Parties will rock ... and alcohol will uncork

Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?

Is today the festival of snakes? ... then why are you feeding milk to this snake?

Janam se Haridwar ka panda aur mooh mein murgi ka anda

By birth you're a pandit from Haridwar and you have an egg of a chicken in your mouth

Zindagi mein agar jeena zaroori hai ... toh peena bahut zaroori hai

If living is important in life ... then drinking is very important

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes