Food and drinks Dialogues

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

The girl is hot and soft as cream

Aaj raqeeb ko pila di hai tune sharaab ... un dekhna usse kaise nikalti hai aag

Today you have made your caretaker drink alcohol ... now watch how fire comes out of him

Crime aur sharaab jitni purani ho jaye ... utni keemat badhti hai

The more older crime and alcohol become ... their value increases that much

Jis tarah dane dane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... bilkul ussi tarah har sikke pe paane waale ka naam bhi likha hota hai

Like on every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... just like that on every coin is written the name of the person who will get it

Zahid sharab peene de masjid mein baithkar ... ya phir woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Let me sit inside the mosque and drink alcohol ... or else show me the place where there is no god

Tum dono haddiyon mein main kabab nahi banna chahti

I don't want to become a kabab in between you two bones

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

When God has given you a lemon in your destiny ... then my son, make lemon juice from it

Chai se zyada saala kitli garam hai

The kettle is hotter than the tea

Sher aur bakri ek ghat par paani nahi pee sakat hai

A tiger and a sheep, cannot drink water on the same mountain

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... my engine failed after seeing my wife

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Oh my dry fruit, oh my cashew, oh my almond ... give me a hug, give me a kiss

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Bribery has become like a coconut ... it's become important to offer them both before any work

Treta mein chaas mile aur Dvapar mein ghee ... Kalyug mein chai mile so bana banake pee

We got buttermilk in Treta-Yuga (old era) and clarified butter in Dvapara-Yuga (middle era) ... nowadays in the Kali-Yuga (modern era) we get tea, so let's make it and drink that

Kele aur tragedy kabhi single mein nahi aate

Bananas and tragedies never come in singles

Mere lahoo ko bana diya hai teri dua ne ab toh aag ... apna doodh na bakshna tu, joh na laya tera suhaag

Your prayers have turned my blood into fire ... don't bless your milk on me, if I don't bring back your husband

Kaam karoge toh roti milegi ... nahi karoge toh goli milegi

If you work then you will get bread ... and if you don't then you will get a bullet

Mirch ke bagair khana aaise hota hai jaise chand ke bagair puranmashi ki raat, koyle ke bagair engine aur pani ke bagair kuaan

Without spice food is like a full moon night without the moon, engine without coal and a well without water

Saala chamcha jis bartan ma hoth hai, wohi bartan ko khali karat hai

A bloody spoon empties the same utensil in which it sits