Food and drinks Dialogues

Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar

Porridge has four friends ... curd, papadum, pepper, pickle

Main khata hoon vegetarian aur kaam karta hoon non-vegetarian

I eat vegetarian but I do non-vegetarian work

Bhookha rehkar aadmi ek baar marta hai ... lekin udhaar ki roti khakar baar baar marta hai ... hazaar baar marta hai

With hunger a person dies only once ... but by eating food on credit a person dies many a times ... a thousand times

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

When God has given you a lemon in your destiny ... then my son, make lemon juice from it

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

Sone chandi ke bartano mein khana khane waala amir nahi hota hai ... aircondition caron mein ghoomne waala amir nahi hota hai ... aaise sangemarmar ke bunglay mein rehne waala amir nahi hota hai ... besaharon ko sahara dena waala amir hota hai ... rote hue ko hasane waala amir hota hai ... marne waala nahin, bachane waala amir hota hai

The one who eats food in golden and silver plates is not a rich person ... the one who roams around in aircondition cars is not a rich person ... the one who lives in a bungalow made from marble is not a rich person ... one who helps the needful is a rich person ... one who makes a crying person laugh is a rich person ... the one who kills is not, the one who saves is a rich person

Crime aur sharaab jitni purani ho jaye ... utni keemat badhti hai

The more older crime and alcohol become ... their value increases that much

Tum dono haddiyon mein main kabab nahi banna chahti

I don't want to become a kabab in between you two bones

Purane chawal ko yun kachcha chaba jaana ... meri style hai

Chewing uncooked old rice ... is my style

Mere lahoo ko bana diya hai teri dua ne ab toh aag ... apna doodh na bakshna tu, joh na laya tera suhaag

Your prayers have turned my blood into fire ... don't bless your milk on me, if I don't bring back your husband

Mirch ke bagair khana aaise hota hai jaise chand ke bagair puranmashi ki raat, koyle ke bagair engine aur pani ke bagair kuaan

Without spice food is like a full moon night without the moon, engine without coal and a well without water

Saala chamcha jis bartan ma hoth hai, wohi bartan ko khali karat hai

A bloody spoon empties the same utensil in which it sits

Chai se zyada saala kitli garam hai

The kettle is hotter than the tea

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

I eat bread made from wheat ... and you eat bread made from cow-dung

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... my engine failed after seeing my wife

Saanp ki aulad ko kitna bhi dhood pilao ... aasteen ka saanp hi rehta hai

No matter how much milk you feed to a snakelet ... he always stays under the arm

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

The girl is hot and soft as cream

Treta mein chaas mile aur Dvapar mein ghee ... Kalyug mein chai mile so bana banake pee

We got buttermilk in Treta-Yuga (old era) and clarified butter in Dvapara-Yuga (middle era) ... nowadays in the Kali-Yuga (modern era) we get tea, so let's make it and drink that

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Oh my dry fruit, oh my cashew, oh my almond ... give me a hug, give me a kiss