Food and drinks Dialogues

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

(What is a teacher for you?) - The one who turns others into a chicken but himself gives an egg like zero

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Joh log doodh se jal jaate hai ... woh chhaas bhi phoonk phoonk kar peete hai

The people who get burnt by milk ... they blow and blow to drink buttermilk also

Jab ghee seedhi aur tedhi dono ungliyon se na nikle ... toh beech ka rasta apnana padta hai

When you can't remove clarified butter using both a straight and a crooked finger ... then you should adopt the middle solution

Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi

I'll make your face red by slapping you so hard that ... for life you won't have to eat betel leaves

Tumhare bin life lunch plate without rice hai ... baby hum tumhari right choice hai

Life without you is like a lunch plate without rice ... baby I'm your right choice

Ramgarh waalo ne pagal kutton ke samne roti dalna band kar diya hai

People of Ramgarh have stopped feeding mad dogs

Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi

It is snowing and there is no drink in my hand ... make me drink ... I have nothing to do

Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai ... table pe sajane se pehle chak lo ... toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

Marriage is just like chicken masala ... if you taste it before putting it on the table ... then you come to know how soft and warm the chicken is

Tumko meetha sochna bhi mana hai

You are not even allowed to think sweet

Na sode ke saath, na pani ke saath ... main toh peeyunga apni rani ke saath

Not with soda, neither with water ... I'll drink with my queen

Dane dane par likha hai khane waale ka naam ... woh teri hai aur teri hi rahegi subah shyam

On every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... morning and evening she is yours and she will remain yours

Purani sharaab aur purani yaadein jab sar chadd jaati hai ... tab aadmi out of control ho hi jaata hai

When old alcohol and old memories get over the mind ... then a person gets out of control

Jab tab ungli tedhi na karo, dibbe mein se ghee nahi nikalta ... aur jab tak tedha rasta na pakdo, bhigda hua sahi raste par nahi aata

Until you twist your finger, the clarified butter doesn't come out from the tin ... and until you adopt the crooked path, a twisted person doesn't come on the right track

In cheezon se bhar chuka hai pet-e-natamam ... ab toh kuch aur hi khane ko jee chahta hai

My imperfect stomach is tired of eating all this ... now I wish to eat something else

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai ... suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai ... bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

Cream is made by boiling milk ... stitching is done when a dress tears ... the one who is scared of a ghost, god only save him

Tum sabne milkar apni maa ka dhoodh utna nahi peeya hoga ... jitna is kameez par mera khoon baha hai ... ab tumhare khoon mein maa ka doodh raha nahi ... is liye tumhe chatti ka doodh yaad dilane chala aaya hoon

You guys all together might not have drunk so much mother's milk ... as much as there is blood on this shirt ... now since there is no mother's milk left in your blood ... that's why I've come to teach you guys a lesson

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Butter is only meant to be eaten ... not to be applied

Tum angoor ke woh guchhe ho jinse sharab nichodi ja chuki hai ... aur Ruksana ek paka hua anaar hai jiska ek ek dana hum choos choos kar khayenge

You are a bunch of grapes from which alcohol has been squeezed ... and Ruksana is a ripe pomegranate whose every little bit, I am going to suck and eat

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

A human must be a human ... since even basmasti rice is Kohinoor