Money Dialogues

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

Betting ka ussool hai ... paisa lagne ke baad peeche nahi hatte

It is the rule of betting ... that you can't back out once the money is betted

Boss maal pakda gaya

Boss goods got caught

Yeh duniya than-than gopal ki hai ... jiske paas rupaiya nahi woh kuch nahi

This world belongs to those who have money ... those who don't have money are nothing

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Helping him is like ... hitting an axe on your own leg, paying tax on black money and seeing the climax in the interval itself

Men are many, but money is money!

Men are many, but money is money!

Bindi rakam ke aage lage toh rakam dus gunah badh jaati hai ... aur ladki ke maathe pe lage toh uski khoobsurati hazar gunah badh jaati hai

If you apply a dot behind a number then it's value increases ten times ... and if you apply on the forehead of a girl then her beauty increases a thousand times

Shehar ke har bridge par hote hai ATM ... jitne paise chahiye nikaal lo ... aur har sunsaan gali mein hoti hai kapadon ki dukaan ... joh pasand aaye pehen lo

Every bridge of the city has a ATM ... remove as much money as you want ... and in every quiet street there is a shop of clothes ... wear whatever you like

Paisa woh sabun hai joh badnaami ke har daag ko doh sakta hai

Money is that soap which can erase every mark of infamy

Aage hai zamana par bhook peeche peeche ... sari duniya ki baatein do roti ke neeche ... arre chamde ki jhopadiya mein aag lagi hai bhaiya ... barkha na bhujaye, bas bhujaye rupaiya ... aur phir bhi bhare na pet ... toh yaad aati hai yaaron Pari rice plate

The world is in the front but hunger is behind ... all the things about the world are below a couple of slices of bread ... oh brother there is a fire in the hut under the skin ... which can only be turned off by money and not rain ... and still if you're hungry ... then my freinds you'll remember Pari rice plate

Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag

The father has a tag of wealth on his head ... and the son is like a porter carrying bags on his head

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

Kalakar sirf taarif ka bhooka hota hai ... paise ka nahi

A performer is only hungry of appreciation ... not of money

Na jaane log lakhpati crorepati kaise ban jaate hai ... apna toh pati banana mushkil ho raha hai

I don't know how people become rich ... when it's so hard for me just to become a husband

Paise ka lalach insaan ki akal mein daraare daal deta hai ... aur woh tumhari tarah, apni kismat khud jala bethta hai

The greed of money makes cracks in the mind of a human ... and then just like you, he to burns his own destiny

Paisa hi sach hai

Money is truth

Pyar apni jagah hai, daulat apni jagah hai ... zindagi ke liye dono zaroori hai

Love is in its own place, money is in its own place ... for life both are important

Stardom ek cocktail hai ... fame, power, money ... bahut khatarnaak nasha hai

Stardom is a cocktail ... fame, power, money ... it is a very deadly intoxication

Mere paas apne baap dada ki daulat ki nahi ek pai hai, aur nahi mujhe chahiye ... mere paas agar kuch hai toh apni maa ka diya hua aashirwaad

I haven't inherited a penny from my father or grandfather, and neither do I want it ... if I have anything, then that is the blessing from my mother

Yahan sabka ek hi takia-kalaam hai ... hazaar ke note pe Bapu ko salaam hai

Here everyone has the same catch-phrase ... they salute Mahatma Gandhi who is on the Rs.1000 note