Women Dialogues

Jitna tum ladki ke peeche bhaagoge utna hi woh tumse door bhaagegi ... agar tum ladki ke peeche nahi bhaagoge toh woh confuse ho jayegi aur tumhare peeche bhaagegi ... yeh pata karne ke liye ki woh confuse kyun hai

The more you run behind a girl the more she will run far from you ... if you don't run behind a girl then she will get confused and she will run behind you ... to find out as to why is she confused

Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai

Be it old or young ... all the women of this world have melodrama in their blood

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then

Kameez ke toote huye button se lekar tooti huyi himmat tak ... aurat kuch bhi jodh sakti hai

From a shirt's broken button all the way to broken courage ... a woman can fix anything

Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor

When women are the embodiment of all three, power, wealth and intelligence ... then what makes these men feel so superior

Tumhare liye sindoor ki keemat chahe kuch bhi na ho ... magar yeh ek suhagan ke liye anmol hai

The value of vermilion for you may be nothing ... but for a married woman it is priceless

Aurat ke dil ke andar joh jhankkar uske har khwab ko dekh sake ... wohi uska asli haqdaar hota hai

He who can peep into a woman's heart and read every dream of hers ... has the real right over that woman

Aurat ka ek bar jab byah ho jaata hai na ... toh uska naya janam hota hai

Once a woman gets married ... then she is born again

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Is she a girl or a soft bread ... after seeing her, I'm feeling hungry in the stomach of love

Jab ek aurat kisi ko apne dil mein basa leti hai ... toh phir baaki ki rasme toh sirf duniya ke liye reh jaati hai

When a woman accepts someone in her heart ... then all other customs are completed just to show to the world

Ladkiyan kapdo ki itni deewani hoti hai ki agar unka bas chale ... toh kafan mein bhi chand sitare dhakava le

Girls are so crazy about clothes that if it was in their hands ... then they would have added the moon and the stars in their shroud as well

Jin logon ki zindagi ka koi maqsad hota hai ... unhe aurat ki duniya se door rehna chahiye

People who have a goal in life ... they must stay away from the women's world

Woh copy hi kya jiska koi cover na ho ... aur woh ladki hi kya jiska koi lover na ho

What good is a book which doesn't have a cover ... and what good is a girl who doesn't have a lover

Mere liye khoobsurati aam baat hai ... aur khoobsurat ladkiyan roz ki baat hai

Beauty is just a normal thing for me ... and beautiful women are a regular thing for me

Betiyan baap ki pagdi mein lipti hoti hai ... pagdi utar jaye toh woh nangi ho jaati hai

Daughters are wrapped in the turban of fathers ... when the turban comes down then they become naked

Aadmi bure se bure aadmi ka yakeen kar sakta hai ... lekin aurat zaat par bharosa nahi kar sakta

A person can trust the most evil person ... but he cannot trust women

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?

Yeh joh forever wala rishta hota hai na ... yeh tum ladkiyon mein paidahishi hota hai ... sirf sahi bande ki entry ka intezar hota hai

The relationship of forever ... is there in girls right from birth ... only the entry of a right person is needed