Animals and birds Dialogues

Kutte ke aage haddi aur gareeb ke aage paisa ... jab daal diya jaata hai toh woh dumm hilane lagta hai

When you put bones in front of a dog and money in front of a poor person ... then they start wagging their tail

Kismat kharab ho toh untt pe baithe aadmi ko bhi kutta kaat leta hai

If your luck is bad then a dog will bite you even if you are sitting on a camel

Chipkali ke bachche kabhi magarmach nahi ban sakte ... woh deewar par rhengte rhengte hi mar jaate hai

The children of a lizard can never become crocodiles ... they will simply die crawling on the walls

Tiger na billo se darta hai ... aur na billo ke pillo se

A tiger is not scared of cats ... and neither of her kittens

Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan

In this world there are 3 things that never get straight no matter how much you try ... a dogs tail ... the intention of our neighboring country ... and the neck that has been twisted by Sikandar's hand

Tum asteen ke woh saanp nikle jiska kaata pani tak nahi maangta

You turned out to be that snake of the sleeve, a person bitten by whom doesn't even ask for water

Sher dildar hua karte hai aur kutte wafaadar ... na tum sher nikle aur na kutte

Tigers are generous and dogs are loyal ... you are neither a tiger nor a dog

Sui ke is chote se chhed mein se oont jaisa bhari bharkam janwar guzar sakta hai ... magar ishwar ke raj mein daulat ka pujari kabhi nahi ja sakta ... kyun ki wahan daulat ka koi mol nahi

A big animal like camel can pass through the small hole of a needle ... but under the rule of god, a money worshipper won't be able to pass ... because there is no value for money there

Ek foot ki lohe ki nalli aur dedh inch ki barood ki goli ... oont ke mooh mein jeera lagta hai

A foot of an iron barrel and a 1.5 inch bullet of gunpowder ... looks like a cumin seed in a camel's mouth

Main woh bala hoon joh jooton se tum jaise kutton ke sarr phodta hoon

I am that trouble who breaks the head of dogs like you with shoes

Kutte ko ghee aur chor ko izzat ... kabhi hazam nahi hoti

Clarified butter for a dog and respect for a thief ... can never be digested

Main unko yunhi nahi maar daloonga ... bahut khel khelke maaronga ... jaise billi chuhon ko maarti hai

I will not kill them just like that ... I play will a lot of games and then kill them ... just like a cat plays with the mice

Saabit kar diya tune aaj ... ki mujh jaisi nagin ki kokh se ... tujh jaisa sapola hi paida ho sakta hai

Today you proved it ... that from the belly of a snake lady like me ... only a baby snake like you can be born

Aaisa dimak bankar khaonga ki kab tootta, kab bhikra aur kab tabah hua ... teri parchaiyon ko bhi pata nahi chalega

I'll become such a termite and eat you that when you'll break, when you'll separate and when you'll be destroyed ... even your shadow won't come to know of that

Kutta jab pagal ho jaata hai toh usse goli maar dete hai

When a dog does mad then we shoot him

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Even if the sun becomes cold ... even if the chicken becomes the egg ... even if a government officer takes bribe and opens his mouth ... even if god himself comes to this office and says ... we won't consider Mussaddilal alive

Pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat ... kauve ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... gadhe ko de diye khane badam ... kaisi yeh jodi milayi mere Ram

A monkey inside a human, is God's act ... a grape in the mouth of a crow, is God's act ... we gave a donkey almonds to eat ... what a pair have you made lord Ram

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Great work my cheetah ... great work!

Bakra khud kasai ke ghar ke samne jaakar kathak karne laga ... toh use kaun bacha sakta hai?

If the goat himself goes and dances in front of the slaughterer's house ... then who can save him?

Log toh aasteen mein saanp paalte hai ... lekin tum toh aasteen ke bichhoo nikle

People foster a snake in their arm ... but you turned out to be a scorpion in the arm