Animals and birds Dialogues

Kauva agar Kashi bhi ho aaye toh bhi "kav-kav" hi karega ... "Ram-Ram" nahi

Even if a crow visits Varanasi, he will still say "kav-kav" only ... he won't say "Ram-Ram"

Bagavat ke liye ijazat ki zaroorat nahi ... rok sake is sher ko utni tum kutton mein taqat nahi

You don't need permission to be a rebel ... and you dogs don't have the strength to stop this lion

Zindagi mein jitne chahe dushman bana lena ... magar kabhi kisi ko apna dost nahi banana ... kyun ki dost ek aisa naag hai jis logon ko peekar jeeta hai ... ek din apna saara zehar us hi logon mein bhar deta hai

Make as many enemies as you want in your life ... but don't make anyone as your friend ... because a friend is a snake ... who puts all his poison in the person who helps him to live

Dahej ke laalchi kutton ke dil mein aaisi dehshat pehda kar denge ... ki dahej lena toh kya ... dahej ka naam sunte hi kaanp uthenge

We will invoke such a fear in the hearts of the dogs who are greedy for dowry ... that forgive taking dowry ... they will shiver just by hearing the name of dowry

Bhagwan rehta hai mandir mein, woh uska ghar hai ... panchi rehte hai amber mein, kyun ki woh unka ghar hai ... amir aadmi rehta hai mehalon mein, kyun ki woh uska ghar hai ... toh phir itni badi duniya mein ek gareeb aadmi kahan rahega?

God lives in the temple, because that's his house ... birds live in the sky, because that's their house ... a rich person lives mansions, because that's his house ... so where will a poor person live in this big world?

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Election is just like the circus ... where the joker is there just for time pass ... tickets are bought to see the tiger

Apne aadmiyon se kaho ke bandookein phenk de ... nahi toh goli chalegi Naagraj ... aur teri khopdi mein itna bada suraag ban jayega ... jiske andar naag apna bil banayega

Tell your people to throw their guns ... or else Naagraj the bullet will fire ... and there will be such a big hole in your skull ... that a snake will make its home there

Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain ... camel photo cow aoo photo ... gada ullu kauva kabotar ... photo photo photo

Bloody, all along the road they have been clicking photos ... camel photo cow wow photo ... donkey owl crow pigeon ... photo photo photo

Tum toh jungle ke junglee janwar ki junglee chokri lagti ho

You look like a wild daughter of a wild animal of the jungle

Choonti ke par aur nagin ka sar ... shuruvat mein hi kuchal dena chahiye

The wings of an ant and the head of a snake ... should be smashed in the start itself

Maa ka doodh toh har koi peeta hai ... lekin badi badnaseeb hoti hai woh maatayen joh tujh jaise sapole ko doodh pilati hai

Everyone drinks mother's milk ... but those mothers are very unfortunate who feed milk to snakes like you

Lalach insaan ko ek pagal kutta bana deti hai ... joh apne malik ko bhi kaat leta hai

Greed turns a person into a mad dog ... the one who even bites his master

Ajgar apne shikaar ko das kar nahi maarta ... balki usse apne lapet mein jakadkar uski haddiyon ke tukde tukde kar deta hai ... aur uski saanson ka gubaar nikal deta hai

A python does not kill its prey by biting it ... instead he wraps around it and crushes its bones into pieces ... and removes the air from its breath

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

A bloody pig should only eat shit ... the moment he tries to eat a sweet, his digestion will get disrupted

Saanp aur paap hamesha chaap chhod jaate hai

A snake and a sin always leave a mark

Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena

Rather than living as a tigers tail ... it is better to live as a dogs mouth

Maidan mein khule sher ka samna karoge ... tumhare mard hone ki galatphami door ho jayegi

If you confront a free tiger in a ground ... your mistake of believing that you are a man will be corrected

Aadmi ko insaan banne se pehle janwar banna parta hai

A man has to become an animal before he becomes a human

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

When a man goes through a bad time ... then even if he is sitting on a camel ... then to a dog bites him

Sher ko apne bachon ki hifasat ke liye shikari kutton ki zaroorat nahi hai

To protect his cubs a tiger does not need wild dogs