Comedy Dialogues

Woh ek ko pakadti hai, doosre ko lipatti hai, teesre ko dekhti hai ... aur chauthe ko chedti hai

She holds onto one, she hugs the second one, she looks at the third one ... and she teases the fourth one

Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati

The toothpaste out from the tube ... and the great one's promise ... never go back

Jab ek samajhdaar aadmi ki satakti hai na ... toh bade se bade pagal ko bhi na seedha kar deta hai

When an intelligent person goes crazy ... then he can even fix the maddest person

Neta logon ki aadat hi hai ... jab soote hai toh soote rehte hai ... aur jab jagenge toh cheenkhne chilaane lagte hai

Politicians have this habit ... when they sleep then they sleep for a long time ... and when they wake up they start to scream and shout

Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai

Every night of mine is a nuptial night

Jab audio ki vajah se video chalta hai ... usko picture kaise bula sakte hai ... it is not picture, it is mixture

When a video runs based on it's audio ... then how can you call it a picture ... it's not a picture, it's a mixture

Aisi kaunsi cheez hai joh tu pehenta bhi hai aur khayega bhi ... joota

What's that one thing which you wear and you'll eat as well ... shoes

Main aapse itne pyar se baat kar raha hoon ... aur 2nd class compartment ke 3rd class passenger ki tarah baat kar rahi hai

I am talking to you with such respect ... and you are talking like a 3rd class passenger in a 2nd class compartment

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad

Bloody potholes ... illegitimate children of the ministers

Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya

You kept working, I kept loving ... your name was getting bigger, I was getting more shameful

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

Eat hard things ... everything will stay hard

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

You beggar of top standards, stinking vegetable ... you are a dirty illness

Humse na kar mastiyan, mar gayi kya teri bhabhiyan ... ek do bhi nahi aath hai, tabhi toh iske yeh thaat hai

Don't play around with us, where are your sister-in-laws ... not one or two he has eight, and thats why you are behaving like this

Lover ko pareshan karna Hindustani nariyon ki adayen hoti hai

It is in the style of Indian women to trouble their lovers

Dost harami ho toh aata hai maza ... aur premi harami ho toh jeevan ban jaye saza

If your friend is an idiot then it's great fun ... and if your lover is an idiot then life becomes a punishment

Idhar bhi barbaadi, udhar bhi barbaadi ... arre bedardi tu karle is se shaadi

There is destruction here, there is destruction there ... have some sympathy and marry her

Lakshmi darwaaze par hoti hai aur badnaseeb insaan mooh dhone gaya hota hai ... lekin yahan toh saala yeh hugne gaya tha

An unlucky person goes to wash his face when the goddess of wealth is on his door ... but here this rascal was gone to do potty

Yeh tere ghar damaad nahi ... bahu layegi ... bahu

She won't get a son-in-law in your house ... she'll get a daughter-in-law ... a daughter-in-law

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Ever since you became a father ... you have become invisible from your friends lives

Tussi bong ho?

Are you a Bengali?