Comedy Dialogues

Main mazaak nahi ... bullet chhodta hoon

I don't joke ... I fire bullets

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

I'm a nice guy from a very good family ... but I get naughty and dirty thoughts when I see you in this way

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai

Drinking alcohol is bad ... but leaving the bottle on the spot after drinking ... is even worse

Aye Baba ... pachaas idea hai dimaag mein

Oh dad ... I have fifty ideas in my mind

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai

Talent gives a lot to a person ... but it also deducts proper taxes for it

Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage

If you were born separately ... then today you would've had 4 to 5 brothers and sisters ... if I'll put 4 wheels on you ... then you'll look like a Nano car

Kyun taqleef utha rahe hai ... why are you lifting trouble?

Why are you taking the trouble ... of lifting trouble?

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

People dream while they are asleep, but I dream while I am awake ... and only those dreams come true which are seen while you are awake

Hum doston se daant ke aur dushmano se pyar se baat karte hai

We talk with our friends roughly and with our enemies with love

Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai

First explain to me ... what I need to explain to him

Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Without marriage a man is incomplete ... and after that he's completely gone

Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer

You are not a police officer ... foolish officer

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

One should have a little bit of belly ... it is the sign of a happy man

Ek din woh aaisa hungama karega aur unka blood pressure itna bad jayega ... ki sirf pressure hoga, blood nahi hoga

One day he'll do such a commotion and his blood pressure will increase so much that ... only pressure will be there and no blood

Gareeb ka janamdin toh uska maramdin hota hai ... janamdin, khansi-din, cheek-din yeh sab ameeron ke hote hai

The birthday of a poor person is death-day for him ... birthday, cough-day, sneeze-din are only there for the rich people

Tere yahan dil nahi hai ... ithe cocaine hai

You don't have a heart ... you have cocaine there

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Let's dance, let's dance, let's dance ... dance!

Bahut mast bola tu, suna maine, ab nachun kya ... bahata hoon main khoon paseena, ab bahaunga main tere aansun kya

You said it great and I heard it, now should I dance or what ... I do shed my blood and sweat, but now I'll shed your tears

Is tarah ki partyon mein kapde kya mainne rakhte hai ... jahan pe nasha chadne ke baad har koi apne kapde utaar deta hai

Clothes don't matter in parties like these ... because everyone removes their clothes after getting intoxicated

Pedh ke phal wohi khaata hai ... joh pedh ki daali par baitha hota hai

Only the person who sits on the branch of a tree ... can eat the fruit from that tree