Comedy Dialogues

Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?

What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you

Tera bachcha jug jug jiye ... bada hoke tera khoon piye

May your child live for ages ... and may he suck your blood when he grows

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

A girl is made to be teased ... an umbrella is made to be open ... a sheet is made to be worn

Royega toh tu, jab khelenge hum hu tu tu ... aur thukenge tere mooh par thu thu thu

You will cry when we play Kabaddi ... and we will spit on your face

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Right when I saw your frog like face, I understood that you'll jump a lot

Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free

Offers of the day ... with a close-up toothpaste get 25% free ... with cornflakes get a random plastic toy free ... with A, B get C free ... with a politician get a scam free ... with municipality get corruption free ... with Mumbai get pollution free ... and with this friend request get friendship free

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

Case mein dum hai ... lekin witnesses kam hai

The case is strong ... but the witnesses are few

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar

(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love

Do niyam yaad rakhna is shehar ke baare mein ... property ki kimat per square foot duniya mein sabse zyada hai ... aur number of idiots per square foot woh bhi duniya mein sabse zyada hai

Just remember two rules of this city ... over here the price of property per square foot is the highest compared to anywhere in the world ... and the number of idiots per square foot are also the highest in the world

Yehi toh problem hai aaj kal ke young logon ke saath ... kaam chor bann gaye ho, kaam chor

This is the problem with young people of today ... you guys have become lazy, simply lazy

Shaant, lady Bheem, shaant

Calm down, strong lady, calm down

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti

You are an ant roaming on the trembling tail of a dirty lizard who is hiding behind an ugly picture hanging on a broken wall of an old ruin

Kabhi kabhi kayar ki shakal ... bahadur ki akal se zyada sahi hoti hai

Sometimes the face of a coward person ... is better than the mind of a brave person

Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho ... varna na ho

If you have a mustache then it should be like Mr.Nathulal's ... or else you shouldn't have it

Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le ... darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

You should write "Welcome" on your face ... you'll look like a dirty doormat of the door

Teri soch bhi kachra, ghar bhi kachra, kachre pe tu palta hai ... tujhe dekhte hi maine tol liya, beta tu toh halka hai

Your thinking is junk, your house is junk, and you live with junk ... the moment when I saw you, I knew that you're a cheap person

Woh aaye ward mein hamare Sahil ki harkat hai ... kabhi hum unke plaster ko, kabhi apni pattiyon ko dekhte hain

He came to the ward because of Sahil ... sometimes I see his plaster, sometimes I see my bandages

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai

Nowadays only those people are honest who don't have a password on their mobile phone