Comedy Dialogues

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai

If there is no trust in between relationships and no network on a mobile then people start playing games

Jab hum thak ke so rahe the ... yeh so so ke thak rahe the

When we were tired and sleeping ... he was getting tired of sleeping

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?

Aye single screen ke pitte huye hero log

Hey you thrashy heroes of a single screen

Har baar main teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaata hoon ... lekin is baar nahi, ruk main swimming suit pehen ke aata hoon

Everytime I drown in your beauitful eyes ... but not this time, wait I'll wear a swimming suit and be back

Jaldi mein ho yah deri mein ho ... aadmi ko apna manners kabhi nahi bhoolna chahiye

Whether you are running quickly or whether you are running late ... a man should never forget his manners

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

First tears used to come when we used to cut onions ... and now when we buy onions

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Hey you pain balm ... cheap powder for rashes!

Mujhe hisaab kitaab karna bahut achchi tarah se aata hai

I know very well how to keep accounts

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

A person should be unfaithful ... since even a dog is faithful

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Yeh aasoon saline water hai, Pushpa isse poch do"

A famous person has said ... "Tears are saline water, Pushpa wipe them"

Arrey tu sad hota hai na ... main double sad hota hai re

When you are sad ... I am double sad

Akhbaar baad mein aata hai ... colony waale khabarein pehle chaap dete hai

The newspaper comes later ... first the people of this colony spread the news

Apun ko apna shakal aur kirdaar mein koi confusion nahi hai ... apun jaisa kamina dikhta hai ... waisa hich hai

I have no confusion in between my look and my role ... the way I look like a scoundrel ... I am exactly a scoundrel

Kya sher farmaya hai aapne ... Majnu ki jagah Ranjhe ko chipkaya hai aapne

What a great verse you said ... but you mentioned Ranjha instead of Majnu

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

You are trying to be Birla ... but don't reach Kerala

Ladki aur rocket insaan ko kahin bhi le ja sakte hai

A girl and a rocket can take a person anywhere

Sookha jungle, geela parbat, jadugar ki kasam ... ek kadam bhi aage aaya, ho jayega bhasam

Dry jungle, wet mountain, and I swear on the magician ... if you come forward even one step then you'll turn into ash

Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?

What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you