Comedy Dialogues

Main haare hue logon se haath nahi milati

I don't shake my hand with people who lose

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Marriage is mind blowing ... sometimes it blows your mind

America jis galeban mein phool daalta hai ... Russia jis galeban mein haar daalta hai ... tumne us galeban pe haath daala?

The neck on which America puts flowers ... the neck on which Russia puts a garland ... you put your hands on that neck?

Yeh badi badi aankhen, yeh rasile honth, yeh gora gora rang ... jism hai ki samundar ki leheren ... yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui, yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui ... jee chahta hai bas dekhta hi rahoon

These big eyes, these juicy lips, this white colour ... is it a body or the waves of the ocean ... they go up here, they go down here, they go up here, they go down here ... I wish to only keep staring at it

Hum, hum hai ... tum nahi

I am, what I am ... and I am not you

Paisa kamane ke do raaste hai ... ek shortcut aur doosra chota shortcut

There are two ways to make money ... shortcut and small shortcut

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Music system bajta hai ... aur mera system bajata hai

The music system plays ... and my system bangs

Pagalpan bahut khatarnak bimari hoti hai ... jisse ho jaye uske liye bhi aur auron ke liye bhi

Becoming mad is a very dangerous illness ... for the one who goes through it and for others as well

Oye kabhi apne aap ko bhi ghuma diya kar ... please

Sometimes you should also get yourself lost ... please

Hum dono bachpan ke woh langotiye dost nahi hai ... hum toh tab ke dost hai jab hum langoti bhi nahi pehente the

We are not childhood friends ... we are friends from the days when we never even wore a nappy

Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota ... toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta

Even if it was Laxman Prasad instead of me ... he would have crossed the limits with this Rekha

Samaaj se gandagi saaf karne ka keeda hai mere andar

I have a bug inside me to remove dirtiness from the society

Gore pataloon pehen ke ee khel ka cricket kahat hai ... aur hum langoti baandh ke gilli-danda

Whites wear pants and call this game cricket ... and we wear loincloths and call it gilli-danda

Jab tum hasti ho tum bahut khoobsurat lagti ho ... you look very ugly

You look very beautiful when you laugh ... you look very ugly

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

Agar main mar gaya, main tujhe zinda nahin chhodunga

If I'll die, I'll kill you

Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai

These are not eyes they are a camera ... and this camera has recognized the artist inside you

Aadhe idhar jao ... aadhe idhar jao ... aur baaki hamare saath aao

Half of you go here ... half of you go here ... and the rest come with me