Comedy Dialogues

Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double

In love a man lives double the life ... when the whole world is sleeping then he stays awake ... so that's double

Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

I'm not a poet but oh you beauty ... I don't know the lines after this

Aap hasti hai ... toh ghungroo bajhte hai

When you laugh ... it sounds like the ankle bells

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Helping him is like ... hitting an axe on your own leg, paying tax on black money and seeing the climax in the interval itself

Na hui sard dil ki lagi ... barf mein bhi laga ke dekh liya ... itna sher garam tha ... magar barf mein daal ke thanda kar diya

The love of my heart didn't go cold ... I even tried to put it in ice ... the poem was so warm and nice ... but by putting it in the ice you made it cold

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Are you coming for the 9 to 12 show?

France ka fashion aur ladki ka selection ... dono mushkil mein daal deta hai

The fashion of France and the selection of a girl ... both things put you in a difficult situation

Apne paap maqsad se is kadar hath gaye ... phadna tha dushman ko, khud hi phat gaye

Because of our sin we got so disturbed ... that we had to tear apart the enemy, but we ourselves got torn

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me

Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai

The air of big cities and the water of small cities ... are very dangerous

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

This quality of yours has touched my heart ... that you didn't touch me

Aaj ka kaam kal par chhodonga ... toh aaj bura maan jayega

If I leave today's work for tomorrow ... then today will feel bad

Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega

He won't get us a degree ... he will get us a third degree

Dil mila hai ishq karne ke liye, bas itna samajh li jiye ... ek se karna hai yah gyarah se, woh khud hi teh kar li jiye

Please understand, you've got a heart to fall in love ... now you decide, whether you want to fall in love with one or eleven

Tum itna ooncha kyun bolti ho ... kauve khaye the kya bachpan mein?

Why do you speak so loudly ... did you eat crows in your childhood?

Udhar hai intezar apna, idhar dil beqarar apna ... aaye hai tere dar pe Omi, tu karde beda-par apna

There she is waiting for me, here my heart is restless ... Mr. Omi has come to your door, you please make me happy

Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni this side ji

Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni on this side

Aapke chehre ko dekhne ke baad aate hue idea vapas chale jaate hai

After looking at your face the ideas that come go away

Joh doosro ko napasand hai, woh mujhe pasand hai

I like what others don't like

Jab main paida hua toh mera rang black and white tha ... aur jab main jawan hua main rangeen ho gaya

When I was born my colour was black and white ... and I turned colourful when I became young