Comedy Dialogues

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi

She is that Seema who has no limits ... and she is that Seema who has no insurance of her character

Maine diya baalon ka balidaan aur you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... thoda toh overacting banta hai na

I sacrificed my hair and you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... a little bit of overacting should be there

God made man and tailor made gentleman

God made man and tailor made gentleman

Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai

Your heart is roaming around ... because every part of your body is your heart

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Wake up Indian woman wake up ... become an evil daughter-in-law and start a fire in the house

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

You drive a car at the speed of a plane and you love at the speed of a bullock cart

Tu don ki nahi ... donkey ki ladki hai

You are not a daughter of a don ... you are a daughter of a donkey

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

Jitna talk time hai utna bol

Only talk for whatever talk time is left

Mazaa toh jab hai aa jaye kahin unki tabhiyat bhi ... zara woh bhi toh jaane karvatein kyun kar badalte hai

It will be fun when we come to know about her condition also ... even she should know why do we keep tossing and turning in bed

Jinke apne bistar doosron ke ghar laga karte hai ... woh teesron ke ghar ki chaddar gina nahi karte

Those who sleep on beds in other people's house ... they don't count the bedsheets in a third person's house

Hamare zamane mein ladkiyan apni shaadi ki baat sunke sharm ke maare bhaag jaati thi ... aur aaj kal toh ladkiyan ghar se bhaag jaati hai phir bhi nahi sharmati

In the old days girls used to feel shy and run away when they heard about her marriage ... and these days girls run away from their houses and they still don't feel shy

Main woh cinema ka aadha tukda hoon ... jiski keemat show khatam hone ke baad do kaudi ki bhi nahin rehti

I am that half of a cinema ticket ... whose value is not even of 2 pennies after the show gets over

Tumhari yeh baat sunkar mera dil Hyderabad ki tarah aabad ho gaya

Listening to this point of yours my heart has become happy like Hyderabad

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Hey you, the last seed of a tomato

Main roz prarthana karta hoon ... ke mere ghar bhikari aaye, mere badan mein bimari aaye ... par tu kabhi na aaye

I pray everyday that ... beggars may come to my house, disease may come to my body ... but you should never come

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Be there a factory of clarified butter and sugar in your mouth