Comedy Dialogues

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

The girl is hot and soft as cream

Is chor bazaar mein aake apne ho gaye vare nyare ... apun akhiyon se goli maare

By coming to this thief market I've become rich ... and I shoot bullets from my eyes

Arre wah laddoo... tere pyar ki tarah meethe aur mere dil ki tarah naram

Oh wow sweets ... sweet as your love and soft as my heart

Agar kabhi phir se shaadi karoonga toh aaisi khubsoorat ladki se ... joh hotel mein entry kare toh lage Sridevi, drawing room mein behti ho toh Madhuri Dixit, aur andar ke room mein ho toh Kimi Khaatpar ... matlab Katkar

If I ever get married again then I'll marry such a beautiful girl ... who looks like Sridevi when she enters a hotel, Madhuri Dixit when she is sitting in the drawing room, and Kimi Khaatpar when she is in the room inside ... I mean Katkar

Laaton ke bhoot jab nahi maane baat ... toh kheench ke dedo unke bum pe laat

When people who only understand the language of force, don't listen ... then you should just kick their ass

Kadam sambhal ke chalna toh subah bajegi khushiyon ki shehnai ... varna phir tu, tera takiya, aur teri tanhai

If you are careful then there will be music of happiness in the morning ... or else it will be you, your pillow and your loneliness

Pehle mooh toh kadva karo

First make your taste bitter

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

I eat bread made from wheat ... and you eat bread made from cow-dung

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

We will steal Kabir's iphone, ipod, girlfriend ... everything ... I swear on my mother

When I dead, police coming ... police coming, budiya going jail ... in jail budiya chakki peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing

The police will come when I die ... and when the police comes the old lady will go to jail ... and in the jail the old lady will grind, and grind, and grind, and grind, and grind

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

It is said that if you want to maintain the love in a marriage then two things are very important ... a husbands defeat and a necklace of diamonds

Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela ... maa meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela ... khayega kela?

My name is Ibu Hatela ... my mother is a daughter of a bitch, my father is a servant of satan ... want to eat a banana?

Hey sundar nar, main teri deewani hoon ... tu mera Bajirao, main teri Mastani hoon

Hey handsome man, I'm crazy for you ... you're my Bajirao, and I'm your Mastani

You give dhyan ... I give gyan

You pay attention ... and I will teach

Is ghar ko aag lag gayi ghar ke chirag se ... baat teri meri ban gayi tere dimaag se

The child of this house has put this house on fire ... our work is done using your mind

Bharat ko angrezon se azaadi lene mein 200 saal lage the ... tu 18 tak toh ruk hi sakti hai

It took India 200 years to get freedom from the British ... you can wait at least until you turn 18

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut

A religious saint means to jump on money ... by showing people the shortcut to heaven

Abuse, misuse aur bring us the breaking news

Abuse, misuse and bring us the breaking news

Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho

If there is no laughter then there is nothing in this world ... keep laughing, keep laughing, keep laughing

No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

No drinking, no smoking ... no coming late and leave from here as soon as possible