Comedy Dialogues

Hamao byah hoke rahega ... London, America, Dubai nahi mila toh ... Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan toh milega

I'll get married no matter what ... so what if I'm unable to get married in London, America, Dubai ... I still have a chance in Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan

Agar aapka bhi meter chalu aur batti gul ... toh aao milkar bajaye bigul

If even your meter is on and your electricity is out ... then come let's create a commotion together

Khud laat marte ho aur mujhe gadha kehte ho?

You yourself kick and you call me a donkey?

Banne aayi thi main Aishwarya Rai ... aur tum mujhe bana rahe ho Nirupa Roy

I had come to become Aishwarya Rai ... and you are making me Nirupa Roy

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

I have a car but still I'm jobless

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi

There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

Mujhe khud ko bhi nahin pata ... ki kitna kamina hoon main

Even I myself don't know ... how much of a scoundrel I am

Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh

Hey you, feather of a dead crow

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai

The balder the man is, the more rich he is

Is duniya mein har cheez ka ilaaj hai ... lekin shaq ka ilaaj NASA ke pass bhi nahi hai

In this world there is a cure for everything ... but even NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) doesn't have a cure for suspicion

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta

Until you show poverty from ripped clothes ... until you show hungry people ... and until you show people burning from fire ... till then an Indian actor doesn't get an international award

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

Jis umar mein aapko haqeemo ke saath hona chahiye ... us umar mein haseeno ke saath ... not good

The age in which you should be with doctors ... in that age you're with beautiful girls ... that's not good

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

Being born on the holy land of India ... after working hard like a donkey, and leaving the life of a dog ... instead you are stealing?

Tumhari baadshah banne ki khwaish hai aaisi albeli ... jaise raja bhoj banne koi gangu teli

Your desire to become a king is very strange ... just like a joker wants to become to king

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a Punjabi mother-in-law

Lul ho gayi humri life

My life has become useless

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance

Chota kaam kare toh mochi aur bada kare toh Bata ... chota kaam kare toh julaha aur bada kare toh khambata

If it's a small person doing the job then he is a cobbler and if it's a big person then he is Mr. Bata ... if it's a small person doing the job then he is from a low caste and if it's a big person then he is from a good family