Food and drinks Dialogues

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Blaiming the apple as false sex addicts is just an excuse ... since the national fruit of the entire world is a banana

Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai

You must have heard that you can extract clarified butter with a twisted finger ... but you must have not heard that you can extract the truth with a fist

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

The price of petrol has gone up ... the price of vegetables has gone up ... has your price also gone up or what?

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Mr. Sharafat said after drinking gin and Coca-Cola ... that every night we open one new lid

Ladies ko sharaab offer karne ka tarika yeh hai ... ki hurricane aaye, toofan aaye, bhuchal aaye lekin glass se ek boond sharaab bhi na chalke ... aur chalke toh kaide se chalke

You should offer alcohol to women in such a way that ... whether a hurricane comes, whether a storm comes, whether an earthquake comes, not even one drop of alcohol should fall from the glass ... and if it falls then it should in the right manner

Manju ... mere khawabon ki rani, mere pyar ki nishani, meri mohabbat ki biryani

Manju ... you are the queen of my dreams, the memento of my love, the biryani of my romance

Duniya looti makkar se aur roti khayi shakkar se

You steal from the world cunningly and you eat bread with sugar

Meri nazar mein teri haisiyat is paan ke barabar hai ... jisse jab chahun chabakar, tookh sakta hoon

Your status in front of me is that of a betel leaf ... which I can chew and spit anytime I want

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

Aasoon peene se achcha hai aadmi sharab pee le

It is better for a person to drink alcohol than drinking tears

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?

Yeh hamburger aayega jayega ... magar yeh samosa hamesha rahega

The hamburger will come and go ... but this samosa will stay forever

Agar main sharaab hota ... dry day mera rest day hota ... happy hour mein best hota ... har boond mein meri aaram hota ... purana hoke bhi na kharaab hota

If I were alcohol ... then dry day would be my rest day ... I'd be the best in happy hour ... there would be peace in every drop of mine ... and I'd never go bad even after becoming old

Duniya badi baawari, patthar pujan jaye ... ghar ki chakki koi na puje, jaako piso khaye

The world is crazy, it worships stones ... but no one worships the grinding stone of the house, which grinds and gives us bread

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

Le, bread pakore ki kasam!

Here, I swear on bread pakora!

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

It's so cold there, so cold ... that cows instead of giving milk, they straight give ice cream

Ek maa jise doodh pilati hai ... uske saaye tak ko pehchanti hai

A mother who feeds her child milk ... knows even the shadow of him

Jab seedhi ungli se ghee nah nikle ... toh ungli tedi karni padti hai

When clarified butter doesn't come out with a straight finger ... then you should turn your finger

Jaise jadoo ke liye dhoop zaroori hai ... vaise hi Bengali's ke liye sandesh

Like the movie character of magic needs sunshine ... just like that a Bengali needs sweets