Food and drinks Dialogues

Zindagi ko aaisi party ki tarah jeena chahti hoon ki maut jab aaye na ... toh saath behetkar do drink maarkar, jaan lekar chali jaye

I want to live life like a party so that when death comes ... it has a couple of drinks with me and then takes my life away

Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost ... cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost ... girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost ... kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost

Friends make fun of you anytime ... friends make you drink alcohol saying it's a cold drink ... friends make you meet with aunties saying she is their girlfriend ... but no matter how bad they are, you remember them a lot

Lo ... mooh meetha karlo

Here ... have some sweets

Ek ek do do peg toh do do takke ke log peete hai ... hum toh poori botal peene waalon mein se hai

Cheap people drink one or two pegs ... I'm someone who finishes the entire bottle

Daal mein kaala ho ya garam masala ... kahan chup gaya hai saala?

I don't care whether the lentil soup has black pepper or a mixture of spices in it ... I want to know where the hell is he hiding?

Jis tarah se inhe undo par unde mil rahe hai ... hamari team ko omelette banakar khana chahiye

The way they are scoring eggs (zeros) ... our team should make an omelette and eat

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?

Coffee or dinner, whatever fills your stomach ... can we go on a date?

Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai

You must have heard that you can extract clarified butter with a twisted finger ... but you must have not heard that you can extract the truth with a fist

Doodh agar sookh bhi jaye toh koi marta hai kya ... lekin bade bhai ke khoon ke baad agar chote bhai ka khoon sookh jaye ... toh yeh maut se bhi bhattar hai

No one dies if the milk dries up ... but if the blood of the younger brother dries up after the murder of the elder brother ... then it's even worse than death

Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai

How do you deal with the wrong thing ... the kids in our family are given that lesson mixed with milk

Kahin aam ke bhooleke bomb na nighal jaana ... pata nahi chalega kitna phatta hai aur kitna baki reh gaya

Don't gulp a bomb thinking it's a mango ... because then we won't come to know how much it blasted and how much is left over

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Every morning the milk that I drink ... turns into cottage cheese after seeing you

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

The price of petrol has gone up ... the price of vegetables has gone up ... has your price also gone up or what?

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Manju ... mere khawabon ki rani, mere pyar ki nishani, meri mohabbat ki biryani

Manju ... you are the queen of my dreams, the memento of my love, the biryani of my romance

Yeh hamburger aayega jayega ... magar yeh samosa hamesha rahega

The hamburger will come and go ... but this samosa will stay forever

Agar main sharaab hota ... dry day mera rest day hota ... happy hour mein best hota ... har boond mein meri aaram hota ... purana hoke bhi na kharaab hota

If I were alcohol ... then dry day would be my rest day ... I'd be the best in happy hour ... there would be peace in every drop of mine ... and I'd never go bad even after becoming old

Medu vada mein hole angoothe se zyada accha padta hai ... ungli nahi karte

Using a thumb creates a better hole in the medu vada ... so don't keep fingering around

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte

Those who eat grams ... their fart is not of almonds

Ek maa jise doodh pilati hai ... uske saaye tak ko pehchanti hai

A mother who feeds her child milk ... knows even the shadow of him