Food and drinks Dialogues

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

When a guy eats a lot of eggs ... then it means that he is love with the chicken that gives the eggs ... or with the girl who buys the eggs

Rishte sirf teen hote hai ... ek roti ka bhook se, doosra dosti ka dushmani se aur teesra zindagi ka maut se

There are only three types of relationships ... one of bread with hunger, second of friendship with enmity and third of life with death

Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!

Hey you dry dates ... papadum made from stinking lentil!

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Our country is strange, pizza delivery is guaranteed within 30 minutes ... but ambulance?

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Maratha sultanat mein agar Chhatrapati Shivaji aur Shambhuraje ke baad koi hai, toh woh sirf Baji hi Baji hai ... baaki toh sab bajhi hai

In the Maratha kingdom if there is someone after Chhatrapati Shivaji and Shambhuraje, then it's just Bajirao ... everyone else is a vegetable

Aaj sharaab ki lehren baha do ... joh bhi aaye tumhare bar mein usse whiskey se nehla do

Let the waves of alcohol flow today ... bathe anyone who comes to your bar in whiskey

Jab seedhi ungli se ghee nah nikle ... toh ungli tedi karni padti hai

When clarified butter doesn't come out with a straight finger ... then you should turn your finger

Hamare ghar mein inquilab zindabad pehle hota hai ... phir nashta hota hai

In our house first we chant long live the revolution ... and then we have breakfast

Haqeeqat mein hum sab andar se skeleton yane panjar hi toh hai ... farak sirf itna hai ki kisi panjar par makhan si chikni aur mulayam coating hai ... aur kisi panjar par gendhe jaisi moti khaal chadi hui hai

In reality we are all skeletons and bones from inside ... the only difference is that on some people there is a smooth and slippery coating like that of butter ... and on some people there is a thick skin coating like that of a rhinoceros

Jaise jadoo ke liye dhoop zaroori hai ... vaise hi Bengali's ke liye sandesh

Like the movie character of magic needs sunshine ... just like that a Bengali needs sweets

Aao Vijay, baitho aur hamare saath ek scotch piyo ... hum tumhe kha tohdi jaayenge ... vaise bhi hum vegetarian hai

Come Vijay, sit and have a scotch with me ... I won't eat you ... by the way I am a vegetarian

Whiskey mein soda ya pani milane se uska taste kharab ho jaata hai ... whiskey mein whiskey milake peena chahiye

If you add soda or water to whiskey then it spoils the taste ... you should add whiskey to whiskey and drink

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Is this a paan or Japan ... it's so small

Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Do you think I am foolish because I am eating a pomegranate?

Daal mein thoda sa pani dalo, phir usse garam karo ... phir thoda sa apni khoobsurati ka namak, apni shararat ki mirchi aur apne masoomiyat ki malai dal do ... aur mohabbat ke makhan ka tadka laga do ... aisi daal banegi ki daal toh daal, saath mein main tumhe bhi kha jaaonga

Put a little water in the pulses, then heat it up ... then put a little salt of your beauty, spice of your mischief and cream of your innocence ... then garnish it with the butter of your love ... with that such great pulses will be ready, that I will eat you along with the pulses

Ghar nahi mila toh aasmaan ko chatt, footpath ko bistar bana diya ... kabhi hawa khaya, kabhi gaali khaya ... aur jab mila tab khana khaya

Since I didn't have a house, I made the sky as my roof and the footpath as my bed ... sometimes I ate air, sometimes I was cursed ... and I ate food whenever I got it

Aap kare aaram hum kare vishram ... aam ke aam guthliyon ke daam

You rest and I'll relax ... that's like mangoes for the price of kernels

Hum jab saamne waale ko paani pila dete hain ... tab paani peete hain

Only after I make the person in front of me drink water ... do I drink water