Food and drinks Dialogues

Hum jab saamne waale ko paani pila dete hain ... tab paani peete hain

Only after I make the person in front of me drink water ... do I drink water

Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!

Hey you dry dates ... papadum made from stinking lentil!

Dhere dhere, chaba chabake, thanda karke khana chahiye ... yahi buzurgon ka kehna hai, isko na thukrana chahiye

You should eat your food slowly, chew it and after it is warm ... elders have said that and we should not ignore that

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Our country is strange, pizza delivery is guaranteed within 30 minutes ... but ambulance?

Jab kismat mein likhe ho hathode ... toh kahan se milenge pakore?

When a hammer in written in your destiny ... then how will you get fritters?

Hamare ghar mein inquilab zindabad pehle hota hai ... phir nashta hota hai

In our house first we chant long live the revolution ... and then we have breakfast

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Please smell and tell me what the Minister has had for breakfast

Aap kare aaram hum kare vishram ... aam ke aam guthliyon ke daam

You rest and I'll relax ... that's like mangoes for the price of kernels

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

When a guy eats a lot of eggs ... then it means that he is love with the chicken that gives the eggs ... or with the girl who buys the eggs

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

I have a bottle, a glass, water, thirst, snacks, chicken ... but who has my alcohol?

Khana khane ke liye pati ka nahi ... bhook lagne ka intezaar karna chahiye

To eat food one should not wait for the husband ... one should wait for hunger

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

God knew it that whether a man does anything or not, he will drink alcohol for sure ... that's why he gave a man one mind, one face, one heart ... but he gave two kidneys, so that if one goes bad then the man can still function with the other one

Mil-julkar sharaab peene se dosti aur zyada badti hai

Friendship grows by drinking alcohol together

Bas paisa apna jaani ... baki sab cheeni kam pani

Only money is what I love ... everything else is useless

Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte ... jaam doosron se cheenkar hum piya nahi karte ... unko mohabbat hai toh aakar izhaar karen ... peecha hum bhi kisika kiya nahi karte

I don't live the life of the selfless ... nor do I grab and drink another's wine ... if she has love let her come and declare it ... I don't follow anyone

Phool hai gobi ka, sabzi mat samajhna ... pyar hai bhanware ka, humdardi mat samajhna

This is a cauliflower, don't consider it as a vegetable ... this is bumblebee's love, don't consider it as sympathy

Pila de oak se saakhi joh humse nafrat hai ... pyala agar nahi deta na de, sharaab toh de

If you hate me then feed me with the palm of your hands ... atleast give me alcohol, even if you don't want to give me a bowl

Daal mein thoda sa pani dalo, phir usse garam karo ... phir thoda sa apni khoobsurati ka namak, apni shararat ki mirchi aur apne masoomiyat ki malai dal do ... aur mohabbat ke makhan ka tadka laga do ... aisi daal banegi ki daal toh daal, saath mein main tumhe bhi kha jaaonga

Put a little water in the pulses, then heat it up ... then put a little salt of your beauty, spice of your mischief and cream of your innocence ... then garnish it with the butter of your love ... with that such great pulses will be ready, that I will eat you along with the pulses

Carrom ramwanu, juice pivanu ... mazza ni life

Play carrom, drink juice ... life is great

Aao ji aao ji aaj sadke, yaaro ke yaar aaye hai ... pilao ji pilao inhe aaj jee bhar ke, saat samundar paar aaye hai

Come over everyone, my dear friend has arrived ... make him drink as much as he can, since he has from overseas