Food and drinks Dialogues

Ladies ko sharaab offer karne ka tarika yeh hai ... ki hurricane aaye, toofan aaye, bhuchal aaye lekin glass se ek boond sharaab bhi na chalke ... aur chalke toh kaide se chalke

You should offer alcohol to women in such a way that ... whether a hurricane comes, whether a storm comes, whether an earthquake comes, not even one drop of alcohol should fall from the glass ... and if it falls then it should in the right manner

Abhi tak bahut se police afsaron ki ragon mein ... angrezon ki pilai hui sharaab ki booh baki hai

Even today the veins of a lot of police officers ... smell of the alcohol they drank with the Englishmen

Duniya badi baawari, patthar pujan jaye ... ghar ki chakki koi na puje, jaako piso khaye

The world is crazy, it worships stones ... but no one worships the grinding stone of the house, which grinds and gives us bread

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

It's so cold there, so cold ... that cows instead of giving milk, they straight give ice cream

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Agar husband pyar karne wala ho ... toh wife ke haathon se banaya hua khaana tasty hota hai

If the husband wants to make love ... then the food made by the wife tastes good

Duniya looti makkar se aur roti khayi shakkar se

You steal from the world cunningly and you eat bread with sugar

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Please smell and tell me what the Minister has had for breakfast

Aasoon peene se achcha hai aadmi sharab pee le

It is better for a person to drink alcohol than drinking tears

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya

You ate in Mumbai, you drank in Mumbai, you woke up in Mumbai, you slept in Mumbai ... and your heart was not sad for once, when you were complaining about Vada Pav

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

Doodh pani ka yeh milan, Ganga Jamuna sangam ... agar Allahabad ke baad milega toh yahin milega

The mixture of milk and water, like that of Ganga Jamuna ... you'll get only here after Allahabad

Le, bread pakore ki kasam!

Here, I swear on bread pakora!

Roti roti mein bhi farak hota hai mere dost ... ek roti woh hoti hai joh cheenke khai jaati hai jis mein kisi ke khoon ki boo aati hai ... lekin mujhe woh roti chahiye jis mein kisi ke khoon ki boo nahi, balki mere paseene ki mehak aati ho

My Friend there is a difference even between breads ... there is one type of bread which is eaten by snatching and which has the smell of someone's blood ... but I want that bread which doesn't have the smell of someone's blood, but instead has the fragrance of my sweat

Jeb mein paise ho na ho ... log coffee peena kabhi nahi chhodenge

Whether people have money in their pocket or not ... they will never leave drinking coffee

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare

Vodka is the enemy of the society ... let's finish it together

Jis tarah reghistaan mein pyasa, ek ek boond pani ke liye tadap tadapkar apna dum todhta hai ... ussi tarah Fateh Khan hamare inteqam se tadap tadapkar apni ek ek saans todega

Just like a thirsty person dies with agony for a single drop of water in the desert ... just like that Fateh Khan will agonize and die bit by bit from my revenge