Food and drinks Dialogues

Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya

Is she a girl or a bottle of whiskey ... I'm intoxicated just by looking at her

Sharaab meri dawa hai aur mera dard bhi hai

Alcohol is my medicine and also my pain

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

The kicks of the cow who gives milk and the talks of an unmarried girl ... one has to bear them

Aaj itni bhi maisir nahi maikhane mein ... jitni hum chhod diya karte the paimane mein

Today there is not even that much alcohol in the bar ... how much I used to leave over in a glass

Pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat ... kauve ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... gadhe ko de diye khane badam ... kaisi yeh jodi milayi mere Ram

A monkey inside a human, is God's act ... a grape in the mouth of a crow, is God's act ... we gave a donkey almonds to eat ... what a pair have you made lord Ram

Main crorepati, tu arabpati ... baki sab chai ki pati

I am rich, you are super rich ... and all others are tea leaves

Phir kabhi tune mere ghar ke andhar jhanke ki koshish ki ... toh main apne darwaze par limbu mirchi ki jagah ... teri mundi kaatkar latka doonga

If you ever try to peep inside my house ... then instead of tying a lemon and chilli ... I'll cut your head and hang it on my door

(Chai ki daru?) ... Daru, chai ke glass mein

(Would you like tea or alcohol) ... Alcohol, in the glass of tea

Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

If you're drinking then cross the limits ... or else just cancel the program

Saanp ko doodh sirf Nag Panchami ke din hi pilaya jaata hai ... kisi aur din ghar mein gusse toh usse kuchla hi jaata hai

You feed milk to a snake only on the day of Naga Panchami ... if it enters the house on any other day, then you try kill it

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Here, hold the alcohol bottle ... take two sips and you'll see Menaka and Rambha

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai

Those who eat Vada Pav in their hard times ... have a lot of attitude in their good times

Shaadi byah ke mamle mein ... aate mein namak jitna jhoot chalta hai

When it comes to marriages and weddings ... a small lie to the extent of salt in a dough, is ok

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Those who listen to me, I make them sit on the peak of the Himalaya mountain ... and those who don't listen to me, I make them sit on a chutney of red spices

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

When a husband and a wife are eating food silently ... then understand that there is trouble

Yeh whiskey soda agar aap peeyega ... toh whiskey soda andar aur aapka dum bahar

If you drink whiskey and soda ... then whiskey and soda will go inside and your life will come outside

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe

Eat good and wear good ... don't take load ... it will affect the sperms

Mirchi mooh na lage toh bhali ... jitna kaatenge utna si-si karenge ... mirchi uff nahi karegi

If the chilli doesn't touch the mouth then it's good ... because the more you eat it the more you'll feel spicy ... but the chilli won't even say a thing

Jitna khoon mere haath se baha hai ... utna toh tune maa ka doodh bhi nahi piya hoga

The amount of blood that has flown from my hand ... you haven't even drunk that much milk from your mother

Russia mein, Russian ladki ke saath Russian vodka peene ki baat hi kuch aur hai

Drinking Russian vodka in Russia, with a Russian girl is a wonderful experience