Food and drinks Dialogues

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai

Those who eat Vada Pav in their hard times ... have a lot of attitude in their good times

Phir kabhi tune mere ghar ke andhar jhanke ki koshish ki ... toh main apne darwaze par limbu mirchi ki jagah ... teri mundi kaatkar latka doonga

If you ever try to peep inside my house ... then instead of tying a lemon and chilli ... I'll cut your head and hang it on my door

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Those who listen to me, I make them sit on the peak of the Himalaya mountain ... and those who don't listen to me, I make them sit on a chutney of red spices

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Apply only that amount of butter what you can eat ... or else you'll slip in that butter itself

Jis tarah se inhe undo par unde mil rahe hai ... hamari team ko omelette banakar khana chahiye

The way they are scoring eggs (zeros) ... our team should make an omelette and eat

Yeh whiskey soda agar aap peeyega ... toh whiskey soda andar aur aapka dum bahar

If you drink whiskey and soda ... then whiskey and soda will go inside and your life will come outside

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Every morning the milk that I drink ... turns into cottage cheese after seeing you

Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

If you're drinking then cross the limits ... or else just cancel the program

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

When you are not able to remove clarified butter using a straight finger then use a spoon ... because you should not put your finger into everything

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi

He is such a bitter person that if he eats sugarcane and spits ... then even a mosquito won't sit on that

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Rishte sirf teen hote hai ... ek roti ka bhook se, doosra dosti ka dushmani se aur teesra zindagi ka maut se

There are only three types of relationships ... one of bread with hunger, second of friendship with enmity and third of life with death

Anaaj toh bahut pehda hota hai seth ... magar usse gareebon ke pet nahi tum logon ke godaam bhare jaate hai ... tabhi toh tum logon ki tijori mein rakha hua paisa nahi gina ja sakta ... magar gareebon ke jism ki pasliyan zaroor gini ja sakti hai

A lot of crops get harvested sir ... but your warehouses are filled with it, instead of the stomach of poor people ... and that's why the money stored in your vault's cannot be counted ... but the bones within the bodies of poor people can definitely be counted

Russia mein, Russian ladki ke saath Russian vodka peene ki baat hi kuch aur hai

Drinking Russian vodka in Russia, with a Russian girl is a wonderful experience

Shaadi byah ke mamle mein ... aate mein namak jitna jhoot chalta hai

When it comes to marriages and weddings ... a small lie to the extent of salt in a dough, is ok

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte

Those who eat grams ... their fart is not of almonds

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Your are our own kid ... I will drink an extra peg at your funeral ... but bloody I will kill you for sure

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

When a husband and a wife are eating food silently ... then understand that there is trouble

Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

In trying to become cool she is going to turn into an ice cream today

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe

Eat good and wear good ... don't take load ... it will affect the sperms