Food and drinks Dialogues

Santra kabhi sakht nahi hota ... aur Batla ke dushman ke pass waqt nahi hota

An orange is never hard ... and enemies of Mr. Batla don't have time

Chalo dhabe mein sab kuch milega ... mutton kadi, alu badi, maa ki daal raita naal, fry machhi bachut achchi, shami kabab lajawab, paneer palak ... chalo balak

Let's go to the roadside restaurant, you'll get everything ... mutton curry, potato vegetable, mother's lentil soup with yogurt, very good fried fish, great shami kabab, cottage cheese in spinach ... let's go my son

Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra

If you become chocolates friend then you are in danger with diabetes ... if you become alcohols friend then you are in danger with your liver ... and if you become my friend then you are in danger of my enmity

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Meat with bones and an old woman in your prime youth ... isn't good for you

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

Sharaab aur daulat in do cheezon ka nasha aaisa hi hota hai ... ki jisse insaan gir hi jaata hai

Alcohol and money, the intoxication from these two things ... is such that a person falls down

Hindustani jab desi peeta hai toh angrezi bolta hai

When an Indian drinks local alcohol then he talks in English

Zindagi ek pighalti hui ice cream ki tartah hai ... taste nahi kiya toh waste ho jayegi

Life is like a melting ice cream ... if you don't taste it, then it'll go to waste

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

This is child's beer, not chilled beer

Yeh halat hui hai iski, pee peekay rum aur whiskey ... liver bhi ho gaya risky ... yeh uski hai na iski, badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski ... oo peene waale sun, teri jaan ki dushman whiskey ... agar tu saath na iska chhodega, yamraj se naata jodega ... apna bhala bura pehchan, beta hum badhon ki baat ko maan ... yeh whiskey bahut hai risky, yeh whiskey bahut hai risky ... badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski

His condition is like this because of drinking rum and whiskey ... his liver has become risky ... it belongs to no one, the greatest of the greats have lost their life due to it ... the one who is drinking please listen, the whiskey is an enemy of your life ... if you don't leave it then you're connecting with the god of death ... recognize your good and bad, listen to elders like me ... this whiskey is very risky, this whiskey is very risky ... the greatest of the greats have lost their life due to it

Ek waqt par main sirf ek hi kaam karta hoon ... jab peeta hoon toh khoob peeta hoon ... aur jab duty karta hoon toh sirf duty karta hoon

At one time I only do one work ... when I drink then I drink a lot ... and when I am on duty then I only do duty

Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai

You've hardly come out of the egg and you're saying you want to become butter chicken

Bachche ka pet kharab hua toh usko julaab dena ... badhe ke dimaag kharab hua toh usko sharab dena

If a child has upset stomach then you should purge him ... and if the mind of an adult goes crazy then you should give him alcohol

Hamare naseeb mein champagne nahi ... sirf pain hai

We don't have champagne in our destiny ... we only have pain

Papaya jaisa chehra, chikoo jaisi aankhen, tarbuj jaisa badan ... ladki hai yah fruit ki tokri?

Your face is like papaya, your eyes are like sapodilla, your body is like water melon ... are you a girl or a fruit basket?

Phatte tak pee phir phatte tak jee!

Drink endlessly and then live endlessly!

Prem ke phal ka mazaa kadva zaroor hota hai ... lekin tazir meethi hoti hai

The enjoyment from the fruit of love is sour ... but the punishment from it is sweet

Aap jis roti ko sone aur chandi ke bartanon mein khakar ghamand ka dakaar lete hai ... hum gareeb ussi roti ko mitti ke toote phoote bartanon mein khakar bhagwan ka gun-gaan karte hai

You burp your pride, after eating bread in the utensils made from gold and silver ... we poor people eat that bread in the broken utsensils made from mud, and then praise the lord

Maa ke doodh ki ek boond bhi tumhare jism ke andar gayi hoti ... toh ek aurat, ek maa ke liye tum aaisi ghatiya baat nahi karte

If even a drop of mother's milk would have gone in your body ... then you would have never said such a dirty thing about a woman, about a mother

UP aaye aur sala bhang nahi piya toh kya khaakh UP aaye

If you've come to Uttar Pradesh and haven't had bhang, then you haven't really come to Uttar Pradesh