Food and drinks Dialogues

Chadte tave ke upar agar do teen rotiyan faltu pakayi jaaye toh koi harz nahi hai ... ek baar tava utar gaya toh mamla thanda ho jaata hai

If you cook two or three extra breads on a hot skillet then there is no issue ... since once the skillet is taken down then it becomes cold

Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

It doesn't have pine neither apple ... still it is called pineapple

Shaadi ek mango ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt se pehle pak jaye toh baad mein ras ke bajaye aachaar banana padta hai

Marriage is like a mango ... if it ripes before time then later instead of pulp you have to make pickle

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom

Thandi thandi rabdi vich garma garam Jalebi pao ... te phir khao ... toh phir wow

Adding hot Jalebi to cold sweet condensed milk ... and then eating it ... is like wow

Meri pehchaan tum dono ki zindagi mein ek zakhm hai

My identity is a wound in both of your lifes

Pyar ki keemat aatey daal ke taraazo mein rakhkar nahi toli jaati ... sooli par chadkar aankhi jati hai

One doesn't weigh the price of love against flour and pulses ... it is tested by hanging to death

Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana

Go to a badminton court, tennis court, food court ... but don't go to the real court

Is shaam ka koi nahi hai jawaab ... jab saamne behta ho shabaab ... aur apne haathon se pilaye sharaab

This evening is awesome ... as a young woman is sitting in front of me ... and she's feeding me a drink with her own hands

Dil chota na ki jiye ... chota chota li jiye

Don't be so sad ... take a small drink of alcohol

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

O saala kuvan ka pani hoth hai na, o phasalon ko ek samaan milat hai ... phir bhi karela kadwa, ganna meetha, aur imli khatta hoth hai ... par dosh pani ka nahi ... beejh ka hoth hai

The water from the well is distributed equally to the crops ... but still bitter melon is bitter, sugarcane is sweet, and tamarind is tangy ... and it's not the fault of water ... it's the fault of seeds

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

Roti ke bina insaan chaar hafte jee sakta hai, pani ke bina chaar din aur hawa ke bina shayad chaar minute ... lekin umeed ke bina insaan chaar second bhi nahi jee sakta hai

A person can live for 4 weeks without food, 4 days without water and may be 4 minutes without air ... but a person can't even live for 4 seconds without hope

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Meat with bones and an old woman in your prime youth ... isn't good for you

Zindagi ek pighalti hui ice cream ki tartah hai ... taste nahi kiya toh waste ho jayegi

Life is like a melting ice cream ... if you don't taste it, then it'll go to waste

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Sneh aasman se tapki hui sharaab ki ek boond hai ... joh insaani jism mein dhalkar zameen ka sabse khoobsurat phool ban gayi

Affection is a drop of alochol dripping from the sky ... which by mixing with the human body has become the most beautiful flower on earth

Ek waqt par main sirf ek hi kaam karta hoon ... jab peeta hoon toh khoob peeta hoon ... aur jab duty karta hoon toh sirf duty karta hoon

At one time I only do one work ... when I drink then I drink a lot ... and when I am on duty then I only do duty