Food and drinks Dialogues

Sunday ke baad monday, rupaye ke char ande ... khaye kisi aur ne dande, ab raj kar rahe hai mushtande

After sunday comes monday, you get 4 eggs with one rupee ... someone was hit by the sticks, and the big people are ruling

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now the engine of the enemies will derail

O saala kuvan ka pani hoth hai na, o phasalon ko ek samaan milat hai ... phir bhi karela kadwa, ganna meetha, aur imli khatta hoth hai ... par dosh pani ka nahi ... beejh ka hoth hai

The water from the well is distributed equally to the crops ... but still bitter melon is bitter, sugarcane is sweet, and tamarind is tangy ... and it's not the fault of water ... it's the fault of seeds

Sneh aasman se tapki hui sharaab ki ek boond hai ... joh insaani jism mein dhalkar zameen ka sabse khoobsurat phool ban gayi

Affection is a drop of alochol dripping from the sky ... which by mixing with the human body has become the most beautiful flower on earth

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

Is shaam ka koi nahi hai jawaab ... jab saamne behta ho shabaab ... aur apne haathon se pilaye sharaab

This evening is awesome ... as a young woman is sitting in front of me ... and she's feeding me a drink with her own hands

Shaadi ek mango ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt se pehle pak jaye toh baad mein ras ke bajaye aachaar banana padta hai

Marriage is like a mango ... if it ripes before time then later instead of pulp you have to make pickle

Roti ke bina insaan chaar hafte jee sakta hai, pani ke bina chaar din aur hawa ke bina shayad chaar minute ... lekin umeed ke bina insaan chaar second bhi nahi jee sakta hai

A person can live for 4 weeks without food, 4 days without water and may be 4 minutes without air ... but a person can't even live for 4 seconds without hope

Kya ladki hai yaar ... baal silky silky, gaal milky milky ... yeh toh chalti phirti vanilla ice cream hai

What a girl she is ... her hair is silky silky, her cheeks are milky milky ... she is a moving vanilla ice cream

Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna

It is the duty of a chef to understand the taste of others without tasting it

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Ladne se sirf dushman khatam hota hai ... aur pani pilane se dushmani

Fighting will only kill the enemy ... but by offering them water, it'll kill the enmity

Hum dhood ka dhood aur pani ka pani kar denge

I will separate milk from water and make everything clear

Khaane ke saath cigarette peena bahut buri baat hai

Smoking a cigarette while eating food is a very bad thing

Main tumhe machli doon khane ke liye ... pet toh tumhara bhar jayega ... lekin agar main tumhe machli pakadna sikha doon ... toh zindagi bhar bhook se nahi tarsogi

If I give you a fish to eat ... then it'll fill your stomach ... but if I teach you how to catch a fish ... then you'll never go hungry in life

Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande

Sugarcane from the farms and romantic movies hero Rajesh Khanna ... are never forgotton

Desi ka chota peg ... angrezi full botal ke barabar hai

One small peg of the local alcohol ... is equivalent to a full bottle of an international brand

Jisne pee nahi whiskey ... kismat phoot gayi uski

Who doesn't drink whiskey ... will have a broken destiny

Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna

When a girl like you touches with her hand ... then it's like, one kilo of milk turning into ten kilos of cottage cheese