Food and drinks Dialogues

Main tumhe machli doon khane ke liye ... pet toh tumhara bhar jayega ... lekin agar main tumhe machli pakadna sikha doon ... toh zindagi bhar bhook se nahi tarsogi

If I give you a fish to eat ... then it'll fill your stomach ... but if I teach you how to catch a fish ... then you'll never go hungry in life

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Sharaab aur daulat in do cheezon ka nasha aaisa hi hota hai ... ki jisse insaan gir hi jaata hai

Alcohol and money, the intoxication from these two things ... is such that a person falls down

Aap jis roti ko sone aur chandi ke bartanon mein khakar ghamand ka dakaar lete hai ... hum gareeb ussi roti ko mitti ke toote phoote bartanon mein khakar bhagwan ka gun-gaan karte hai

You burp your pride, after eating bread in the utensils made from gold and silver ... we poor people eat that bread in the broken utsensils made from mud, and then praise the lord

UP aaye aur sala bhang nahi piya toh kya khaakh UP aaye

If you've come to Uttar Pradesh and haven't had bhang, then you haven't really come to Uttar Pradesh

Papaya jaisa chehra, chikoo jaisi aankhen, tarbuj jaisa badan ... ladki hai yah fruit ki tokri?

Your face is like papaya, your eyes are like sapodilla, your body is like water melon ... are you a girl or a fruit basket?

Hum dhood ka dhood aur pani ka pani kar denge

I will separate milk from water and make everything clear

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Till today there have been pumpkin, gourd, and tomatoes cut from this knife ... but today, today I will be cut

Prem ke phal ka mazaa kadva zaroor hota hai ... lekin tazir meethi hoti hai

The enjoyment from the fruit of love is sour ... but the punishment from it is sweet

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

Sister-fucker is the only curse word which is mixed in every language, every culture of our country ... just like soda is mixed with whiskey

Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai

The truth is more bitter than alcohol

Khaane ke saath cigarette peena bahut buri baat hai

Smoking a cigarette while eating food is a very bad thing

Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti

One who is spice does not feel spicy

Do do glass daalte hai andhar ghata-ghat ... aur phir pyar ke saagar mein tayrenge phata-phat

Lets drink two glasses quickly ... and then we will quickly swim in the sea of love

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

In love a man is like a cup of tea ... neither the thirst goes away and neither you are satisfied

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Don't blow-up the chewing gum of love ... if it pops then it'll be a slap on your face itself

Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer

We Punjabi's have nothing but ... emotions and cottage cheese

She is like rajma chawal ... maa ka banaya hua

She is like kidney beans and rice ... made by mom

Saath mein picture dekhi, samose khaye, haath pakda ... uske baad kiss ka hi number aata hai na?

Saw a movie together, ate samosas, held hands ... after that kiss comes right?

Aapko kahan kahan nahi dhoonda ... Japan ki jail mein, America ki rail mein, khatte meethe bhel mein, khopre ke tel mein ... samose mein dhoonda, alu mein dhoonda, pyaz mein dhoonda ... magar na mila baap ... mila ghaas mein chupa saanp

I looked for you everywhere ... in Japan's jail, in America's rail, in sweet and sour snacks, in coconut oil ... in a samosa, in potato, in onion ... but I couldn't find my father ... I only found a snake hidden in the grass