Food and drinks Dialogues

Zindagi mein Allah aur maa ke baad is roti ko izzat di hai ... isse main zameen par girakar beizzat nahi hone doonga

In life after god and my mother, I've respected food ... and I won't disrespect it by dropping it on the ground

Gilauri khaya karo ... zabaan kabu mein rehti hai

You should eat betel leaf ... the tongue stays in control

Dukh mein peeyo daru, sukh mein peeyo soup ... ameer aadmi ki party mein, gareeb aadmi chup

Drink alcohol when you're sad, drink soup when you're happy ... a poor man stays quiet in a rich man's party

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Kis bedardi se ujhada hai mera chaman ... ab main kahan bechunga dal sabzi aur mutton

With great brutality you have destroyed my garden ... now where will I sell vegetable lentil and mutton

Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen

Here eat ... and feed your kids also ... so that they can do lot of poty

Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife ... saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife

An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... bloody he is not picking up the phone, when his wife is calling

Do do glass daalte hai andhar ghata-ghat ... aur phir pyar ke saagar mein tayrenge phata-phat

Lets drink two glasses quickly ... and then we will quickly swim in the sea of love

Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye

If you drink alone then a person becomes a dear one (dies) ... if you drink together then a person becomes a near one

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Don't blow-up the chewing gum of love ... if it pops then it'll be a slap on your face itself

Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti

One who is spice does not feel spicy

Saath mein picture dekhi, samose khaye, haath pakda ... uske baad kiss ka hi number aata hai na?

Saw a movie together, ate samosas, held hands ... after that kiss comes right?

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

Sister-fucker is the only curse word which is mixed in every language, every culture of our country ... just like soda is mixed with whiskey

Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai

The truth is more bitter than alcohol

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

In love a man is like a cup of tea ... neither the thirst goes away and neither you are satisfied

Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer

We Punjabi's have nothing but ... emotions and cottage cheese

Dosti joh hai na, bahut pavitra hai ... isko dosti hi rehne de ... iske upar pet, paisa, roti iski parchai na padne de

Friendship is very holy ... let it be friendship only ... don't allow the shadow of stomach, money, food to fall on it

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Till today there have been pumpkin, gourd, and tomatoes cut from this knife ... but today, today I will be cut

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom

Yeh botal hai na botal ... yeh duniya ki har sundar ladki se zyada khoobsurat hai ... poocho kyun ... kyun ki yeh dhoka nahi deti, chaalbaazi nahi karti

You see this alcohol bottle ... it's even more beautiful than every beautiful girl of this world ... ask me why ... because it doesn't cheat on you, it doesn't do tricks on you