Food and drinks Dialogues

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

There is only one thing that is happening in Mumbai ... that is eat burgers and fritters ... and say God Ganesh is great

Insaan ke yeh do haath sirf do haath nahi hote balki uski poori zindagi hoti hai ... inhi do haathon se woh roti kamata hai, roti pakata hai aur roti khata hai

The two hands of a person are his entire life and not just two hands ... with these two hands he earns food, cooks food and eats food

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Aapko kahan kahan nahi dhoonda ... Japan ki jail mein, America ki rail mein, khatte meethe bhel mein, khopre ke tel mein ... samose mein dhoonda, alu mein dhoonda, pyaz mein dhoonda ... magar na mila baap ... mila ghaas mein chupa saanp

I looked for you everywhere ... in Japan's jail, in America's rail, in sweet and sour snacks, in coconut oil ... in a samosa, in potato, in onion ... but I couldn't find my father ... I only found a snake hidden in the grass

Khanna koi ganna nahi jisse choos kar koi bhi uska juice pee jaye

Khanna is not a sugarcane which anyone can suck on it and drink it's juice

Aurat aur sharab ka mila-jula nasha aaisa nasha hai ki ... bade bade sultan barbad ho gaye

The combined intoxication of women and alcohol is such that ... even the best of the best rulers have got ruined

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Whenever the value of sinners rises ... then someone or the other comes to make a Papadum out of the sinners

Ek foot ki lohe ki nalli aur dedh inch ki barood ki goli ... oont ke mooh mein jeera lagta hai

A foot of an iron barrel and a 1.5 inch bullet of gunpowder ... looks like a cumin seed in a camel's mouth

Na saboot dhoondta hoon, na gawah dhoondta hoon ... mujrim nazar aa jaye toh chane ki tarah bhoonta hoon

I don't search for evidence, neither do I search for a witness ... if I see a criminal, then I crush him like peanuts

She is like rajma chawal ... maa ka banaya hua

She is like kidney beans and rice ... made by mom

Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki

Have you seen your face in the mirror ... it looks like Maggi noodles are hanging on the moon of a no moon night ... you witch

Woh khudgarz joh jung chahte hai unka kuch nahi jaata ... tabah toh woh log hote hai ... jinki subah roti ki talash mein shuru hoti hai aur raat thakaan ke bistar par

The selfish people who want a war don't lose anything ... but the people who start their day in search of food and their night on the bed of tiredness ... are the ones who get destroyed

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Insaan ko dil de, jism de, dimaag de lekin yeh kambakht pet mat de ... usse pet deta hai toh usse bhook mat de ... usse bhook deta hai toh do waqt ki roti ka intezam karke bhej ... varna tujhe insaan ko paida karne ka koi haq nahi hai

Give a heart, body, brain to a human but don't give this wretched stomach ... if you give a stomach then don't give him hunger ... if you give him hunger then send him with food arranged for twice a day ... or else you don't have the right to create humans

Tum nahi ho toh khum aur sagar-o-meena kya hai ... rasam-e-maikhana nibha lete hai peena kya hai ... hum barasti hui boondon mein jale hai barso ... humse pooche koi savan ka mahina kya hai

If you're not there then the bottle and alcohol mean nothing ... I followed the custom of going to the bar but drinking meant nothing ... I have burned for years in the drops that fall ... someone please ask me what does the monsoon month mean

Kutta chahe bunglay mein rahe yah gali mein, doodh piye ya naale ka pani ... uski dum seedhi nahi hoti ... kyun ki basically woh kutta hai

Whether a dog lives in a bungalow or in the streets, whether he drinks milk or the gutter water ... his tail doesn't become straight ... because basically he is a dog

Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai

Everyone believes in god completely ... and everyone has a samosa (snack) of hope in their heart

Birha ki aag mein jalte hue purush ki hridaya ki jwala ... updesh ke ghee se nahi bhujti ... usse prem, daya, mamta ke gangajal se hi shaant kiya ja sakta hai

The flame burning in the heart of a man due to the fire of separation ... can't be erased with the clarified butter of advice ... but it can be eased down with the holy water of love, mercy and affection

Hum apne dard ki tauheen kar gaye hote ... agar sharaab na hoti toh mar gaye hote

I would've have insulted my pain ... and I would've died had there not been alcohol