Husband and wife Dialogues

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

A wife is a strange riddle ... the whole year she troubles her husband and doesn't let him live ... and then she keeps the auspicious fast and wishes for his long life

Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai

A husband is a horse, who must have a bit ... otherwise he will become unmanageable

India mein officers ka nahi, unki biwiyon ka bahadur hona zaroori hai

In India it's more important for an officer's wife to be courageous, rather than the officer himself

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

A rich man changes his clothes in 15 minutes, changes his house in half an hour, changes his business in an hour ... and in a couple of hours changes his wife

Tum woh badnaseeb aurat ho joh pati ke hote hue patni na ban saki ... aulad ke hote hue maa na ban saki ... nawasi ke hote hue nani na ban saki

You're that unfortunate woman who inspite of having a husband couldn't become a wife ... who inspite of having a child couldn't become a mother ... who inspite of having a grand-daughter couldn't become a grandmother

Sheeshi bhari gulaab ki patthar pe todh dein ... aisi gharwali mil jaaye na toh baharwali chhod dein

I'll break a bottle filled with rose water on a stone ... if I attain a wife like her then I'll even leave my girlfriend

Pati patni ki narazgi garmiyon ki barsaat ki tarah hoti hai ... joh hamesha nahi rehti

The fight between a husband and wife is like the rain in summer ... it doesn't last forever

Sirf bistar par saath mein sona hi ek biwi ka farz nahi hai ... mann se mann milna chahiye

Just sleeping together on the bed is not the only duty of a wife ... the heart must connect with the heart

Ek bachcha anath ashram mein palkar bada ho sakta hai ... baap mar jaye toh maa ke sahare jee sakta hai ... lekin ek aurat ka pati chala jaye toh woh kiske sahare aur kaise jeeti hai ... woh takleef main samajhta hoon

A child can grow living in an orphanage ... he can live with the support of his mother if his father dies ... but if the husband of a woman goes away then the support on which she lives and how she lives ... I understand that pain

Jab miya bibi raazi, toh kya karengi maaji?

When the husband and wife are agreeing, then what will the mother-in-law do?

Patni har cheez ka batwara bardaash kar sakti hai ... lekin apne pati ka nahi

A wife can tolerate sharing everything ... but not her husband

Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Every wife in this world has definitely thought at some point or the other ... as to how can she get rid of her husband forever

Pati patni joh saat kasme khate hai na ... ki woh ek doosre ke saath rahenge, ek doosre ko khush rakhenge, ek doosre ko cheat nahi karenge ... un saat kasmo ko hum khud likhenge apne mann se ... chaar kasme tum likhna aur teen kasme main likhoongi

The seven vows that a husband and a wife take ... that they'll stay together, they'll keep each other happy, they won't cheat on each other ... we will write those seven vows together as per own wish ... you write four vows and I'll write three vows

Pati ka ghar stri ka sansar hota hai

The husbands house is the universe for the wife

Patni ka gawaar hona pati ke liye bhagwan ki dein hoti hai

An uneducated wife is a God's gift for the husband

Chutki bhar sindoor ki keemat bhale hi tumhari nazaron mein ek lal rang se zyada na ho ... lekin ek suhagan ke liye yeh sindoor hi uska suhaag, uski taqat hoti hai

The value for a pinch of vermilion may be just a red powder in your eyes ... but for a married woman this vermilion is her husband and her strength

Meri apni khud ki ek personal biwi hai

I have one personal wife of mine

Tawaifon ki taqdeer mein shauhar nahin hote

Prostitutes do not have a husband in their destiny

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon

I say sorry when I am at fault ... and I say sorry when my wife is at fault

Apni biwi ko hamesha is dokhe mein rakho ki har baar wohi jeetti hai ... sukhi rahoge

Keep your wife under the false impression that she wins every time ... you'll stay happy