Religion and god Dialogues

Uparwaala bada dayalu hai ... jahan ek darwaza band karta hai, wahan sau darwaze khol deta hai

God is very generous ... where he closes one door, over there he opens a 100 doors

Nah toh mujhe maut ka khauf hai ... aur nah hi rab ka yakeen

I am not scared of death ... and neither do I believe in God

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

You'll get God's sacrament in the temple ... not in a garage

Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

The three qualities that a Sikh girl needs ... I have all three of them ... being a Sikh, having land and a jeep

Krishna kare toh raas leela ... hum kare toh character dheela

If Lord Krishna does it then it's dance and play ... but if I do it then my character is loose

Jab God ki marzi hoti hai ... toh cheezon mein logic nahi sirf magic hota hai

When it comes to the wishes of God ... then there's no logic in things, there's just magic

Idhar ja rahe ho yah udhar ja rahe ho ... kidhar bhi ja rahe ho ... sab raasta God ke paas jata hai

Whether you are going here or whether you are going there ... wherever you are going ... all roads lead to God

Tere paap toh itne ghinone hai ... ki daya ka sagar bhagwan bhi tujhe maaf karne se pehle do baar sochega

Your sins are so dirty ... that even God, the sea of forgiveness will think twice before forgiving you

Insaan ko insaan ka hi kaam karna chahiye ... bhagwan ka nahi

Humans should only do the work of humans ... not of God

Hamara Constitution karam pradhaan hai ... dharam pradhaan nahi

Our Constitution is based on deeds ... it is not based on religion

Bhagwan kuch bhi nahi ek insaan hai joh mahaan hai ... bhakti kuch bhi nahi ek shakti hai ... karam kuch bhi nahi ek kartavya hai ... prem kuch bhi nahi ek anand hai ... yeh anand agar tumhe prapt karna hai toh tumhe usse, mujhse, har ek se prem karna hoga

God is nothing but a human who is great ... devotion is nothing but divine energy ... virtue is nothing but duty ... love is nothing but peace ... and if you want to achieve this peace then you'll have to love him (god), me, and everyone

Khuda toh sabko bacha sakta hai ... lekin jiska khuda na ho, usse koi nahi bacha sakta

God can save everyone ... but the one who doesn't believe in god, no one can save him

Koi bhi baat agar zor zabardasti se manvayi jaye ... chahe woh mazhab ke baare mein ho, apne aqeeday, apne imaan ke baare mein ho ... ya phir apne usoolon ke baare mein ho ... uska asar zyada der nahi rehta aur nateeja tabahi hi hota hai

If you get something done forcefully ... whether that's for religion, for your deism, for your faith ... or may be for your principles ... the effect of that doesn't last long and the result is always destruction

Bhagwan chadawe se nahi ... chadane waale ki neeyat se khush hota hai

God doesn't get pleased by the offerings ... he gets pleased by the intentions of the person who is offering

Dharam afeem ki woh goli hai ... jisse sari janta ko mast rakha ja sakta hai

Religion is that pill of opium ... with which you can keep all the people happy

Nazaron se girne ke baad mandir ka devta bhi ... sirf ek patthar reh jaata hai

After losing respect even the god in the temple ... only remains as a stone

Meri Sikhi sirf mere kesuyon mein nahi hai

The qualities of me being a Sikh are not just in my hair

G-B-M-L-R: Ganpati Bappa Morya Let's Rock!

God is great, let's rock!

Mandir aur masjid dono milenge ... guzrega is desh ki jis gali se ... madad milegi har kisi ko ... maango ya Ali se ya Bajrangbali se

You'll find both temples and mosques ... from whichever street of this country you pass through ... everyone will get help ... whether you ask Allah or Lord Hanuman

Yeh upar waala hai na hamesha chuhe billi ka khel khelta hai ... kabhi itna sukh deta hai ki sambhala nahi jaata ... kabhi itna dukh de deta hai ki dil se nikala nahi jaata

God always plays the game of cat and mouse ... sometimes he gives so much happiness that you can't handle it ... and sometimes he gives so much sorrow that you can't remove it from the heart