Religion and god Dialogues

Burre insaan ko sazaa dena uparwaale ka kaam hai lekin ... uparwaale se mulaqat karana mera kaam hai

It is the duty of God to punish bad guys ... but it is my duty to send them to God

Gareebon ko naukri se nikaal nikaal ke amir log thak jayenge ... magar uparwala naukri dete dete kabhi nahi thakega

The rich will get tired removing the poor people from their jobs ... but god won't get tired from giving them jobs

Tu ek aaisa shaitaan hai jisse upar waale ne galati se insaan ki shakal mein neeche bhej diya ho

You are a devil which god has mistakenly sent down in the face of a human

Mausam banata hai parmeshwar ... usse badalta hai Rajeshwar

God creates the seasons ... and Rajeshwar changes them

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

The communication system of this planet for talking to god ... has become totally useless

Upar waala bhi full maaze leta hai ... joh chahiye aasaani se deta nahi ... aur jisse door bhaago usse har modh pe aage khada kar deta hai

God also enjoys totally ... he doesn't give you easily whatever you want ... and the thing that you run away from, he brings that in front of you at every turn

Inhe sirf todna aata hai bhook ke naam par, lalach ke naam par, bhasha ke naam par ... aur hum mein sirf batna aata hai dharm ke naam par, jaat ke naam par, raj ke naam par, raja ke naam par

They only know to break in the name of hunger, in the name of greed, in the name of language ... and we only know how to divide in the name of religion, in the name of caste, in the name of rule, in the name of the king

Yeh duniya bati hui hai dharam ke naam par, desh ke naam par, rang ke naam par, jaat ke naam par ... par yeh woh sarhaden hai jise insaan ne kheenchi hui hai ... lekin in sabse upar hai woh jise insaan ne nahi uparwaale ne banaya hai ... pyar

This world is distributed in the name of religion, in the name of country, in the name of colour, in the name of caste ... and these are those boundaries that humans have made ... but bigger than all of this is what god has made and not humans ... that is love

Jiske tann mein Isa, mann mein Allah aur atma mein Om basa hai ... uska duniya ki koi bhi taqat baal bhi bhaka kar sakti hai kya

The one who has Jesus in his body, Allah in his heart and Om in his soul ... no power of this world can even affect him

Log God fearing hote hai ... main God loving hoon ... mera God hai paisa

People are God fearing ... I am God loving ... my God is money

Krishna Prasad maut ki diary mein ek baar jiska naam likh deta hai ... usse yamraj bhi nahi mitta sakta

Once Krishna Prasad writes a name in the diary of death ... then even the god of death can't erase that

Paisa agar bhagwan nahi hai ... toh bhagwan se kam bhi nahi hai

If money is not God ... then it is neither less than God

Chaubees ghante ka time hai ... khud nahi aayi toh is Ravan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aane waala

You have 24 hours ... if you don't come by yourself then no lord Ram will come to save you from this Ravan

Na Sikh, na Isai, na Hindu, na Musalman ... sirf insaan

Not a Sikh, not a Christian, not a Hindu, not a Muslim ... I'm just a human

Jin gharon par Allah meherbaan hota hai ... wahan betiyan paida hoti hai

Girls are born in those houses ... where God has his blessings

Raghukul reet sada chali aayi ... pran jaye par vachan na jayi

It has been the eternal tradition of the lineage of Lord Ram ... that if you have to, then even give up your life to honour your words

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai

Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

Paisa hi aapka dharm hai ... aur bazaar aapki morality

Money is your religion ... and the market is your morality

Jis tarah mazab-e-islam mein haraam hai suvar khana ... jis tarah hindu dharam mein paap hai gaye khana ... in sabse bada gunaah hai ... mard hokar kisi aurat ke jism ki kamai khana

Just like eating a pig is sinful in the religion of Islam ... just like eat a cow is sinful in the religion of Hinduism ... a bigger crime than all of these is ... being a man and living of a woman's body

Sabse bada kalakar toh woh hai ... usne itni badi duniya banai ... phir is duniya mein hazaron log banaye, hazaron logon ke haathon mein karodon lakeerein kheench di ... sukh ki, dukh ki, izzat ki, pyar ki, sab likh daala saala ... lekin woh mujhse itna pyar karta hai ki usne mere haath mein sirf ek lakeer kheenchi, sirf ek ... kaali kismat ki kaali lakeer

He (god) is the biggest artist ... he made such a big world ... then he made thousands of people in this world, he drew millions of lines on the hands of thousands of people ... of happiness, of sadness, of respect, of love, he wrote everything ... but he loves me so much that he drew only one line on my hand, only one ... which is the black line of bad luck