Animals and birds Dialogues

Machli chahe kitni bhi tezz ho ... ek baar kaante mein phas jaye toh kilo ke bhav bikti hai

No matter how fast a fish is ... once it gets stuck on the hook then it sells by the kilo

Ghoda ghaas se dosti kar lega ... toh khayega kya?

If the horse befriends the grass ... then what will he eat?

Jahan chanda hoga wahan chakori hogi ... jahan thali hogi wahan katori hogi ... aur jahan tu hoga wahan main hongi

Where there is moon there will be a bird ... where there is a plate there will be a bowl ... and where you're there, I'll be there

Jab badi machli ko phaasna hai toh pehle choti machli ko phaanso ... badi machli khud-ba-khud chali aayegi

When you want to catch a big fish then first catch a small fish ... the big fish will come by itself

Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad

Bloody you stepson of a jackal grown in the lap of cowardness

Agar tu ghar mein chupa raha toh chuhe ki maut maara jayega ... aur agar bahar nikal aaya toh geedar ki maut ... bol tujhe kaunsi maut chahiye?

If you hide inside the house then you'll die a mouse's death ... and if you come out then you'll die a jackal's death ... which death do you want?

Kuch saanp itne zehreelay hote hai ... ki agar woh kaat le toh palak jhapakte hi zindagi kat jaati hai ... woh karvat badalne ka mauka tak nahi dete

Some snakes are so poisonous ... that if they bite then life ends in a blink ... they don't even give you a chance to move

Humne saanp ko doodh pilaya ... par hum doodh pila sakte hai, toh uska sar bhi kuchal sakte hai

I have fed milk to a snake ... but if I can feed milk then I can also crush its head

Kauva ho ya hans ... har panchi ki fitrat rehti hai udaan barne ki

Be it a crow or a swan ... it's in the nature of every bird to fly

Janwar jab adamkhor ban jaye ... toh uski chamdi udherkar deewar par chipka di jaati hai

When an animal turns ferocious ... then you strip his skin out and hang it on the wall

Maa ka khoon chaatne wali kutte jaisi zabaan se main apna naam nahi sunana chahta

I don't want to hear my name from a dogs mouth who licks a mothers blood

Yeh karza joh hai na kutte paalne jaisa hai ... kehne ke liye suraksha karta hai ... par roz bow-bow karke roti maangega ... aur joh ek din roti na do na toh kaat dega yeh

Loan is like adopting a dog ... to say it'll protect you ... but it'll bark everyday and ask for food ... and then one day if you don't feed food then it'll bite you

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda

The stick of a man ... a horse on that stick ... and a hammer was struck into the horse's bum

Bachpan se bhaag hi raha hoon ... pehle school se bhaaga ... bhook lagi toh roti churakar bhaaga ... bhai bana toh police se bachkar bhaaga ... jahan behetna tha wahan bhaaga, jahan chalna tha wahan bhaaga ... jahan bhaagna tha wahan kutte ke maafit bhaag hi raha hoon ... apun ki aakhi life bhaagne mein hi nikal gayi

I'm running since childhood ... first I ran away from school ... when I was hungry I stole bread and ran ... when I became a goon then I was running away from the police ... I ran where I was suppose to sit, I ran where I was suppose to walk ... and I'm running like a dog where I need to run ... my whole life has gone behind running

Chicken aur chicks ... the two "Meows" of life

Chicken and chicks ... are the two "Meows" of life

Insaan itna ghatiya janwar hai ... ki waqt padhne par khuda ki zaat se bhi inkaar karde

The human is such a bad animal ... that if needed he can even deny the existence of God

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

No matter how much a crow bathes in the washing machine ... he does not become fair

Kutte ki tarah jeene ki aadat padhi hai sabko

Everyone has become habituated to live life as a dog

Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Mannerless, shirt from bedsheet, iron pajama, monkey is your uncle, oh cat is your aunt, dog is your friend, mango pickle ... come my friend!

Humne chidiya ka naksha manga tha, chidiye ke ghosle ka nahi

I had asked for the map of the bird, not of the birds nest