Clothes and shoes Dialogues

Hum tere pairon ke neeche ki zameen itni garam kar denge ... ki tere jooton tak mein chaale padh jayenge

I will heat the ground under your feet so much ... that even your shoes will have blisters

National dress ka mazaak nahin udayoge toh broadminded kaise kehe jaoge

If you don't make fun of the national dress then how will you be called broadminded

Yeh aankhen kisi aur ko dikhana ... varna tumhare is chaupte se yeh do button nikalkar apne kurte mein fit kar doonga

Show these eyes to someone else ... or else I'll remove these two buttons from your face and I'll fit them on my shirt

Ladki jab ek baar suhag ka joda pehenle aur uski shaadi na ho ... toh wohi joda uske liye kafan ban jaata hai

When a girl wears a bride's dress and then if she doesn't get married ... then that dress becomes a shroud for her

Desh mein azaadi hai, par choron ne pehni khaadi hai ... jago India jago!

There is independence in the country, but the robbers are wearing hand-woven clothes ... wake-up India wake-up!

Joh uniform mein rehta hai, woh hamesha form mein rehta hai ... joh khaaki pehenta hai, wohi mujrimon ko khaak mein milata hai ... aur jiske kandhon pe stars hote hai, wohi asli superstar hota hai

The one who wears a uniform, always stays in form ... the one who wears the police khaki dress, is the one who destroys the criminals ... and the one who has stars of honour on his shoulders, is the real superstar

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

Aye hanger pe tange huye kaale kapde

Hey you black clothing hanging on a hanger

Sui aur wagi lo aur pyar ke dhaage ... seeyo kapde pehenke jinko jadoo jism ka jaage

Take a needle and the thread of love ... and stitch clothes which on wearing awakens the magic of the body

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

You're respectful by the clothes you wear ... you're a guard of killers by deeds ... Sir will you come to the police station?

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu

In big big countries wear small small dresses ... kiss, hug and please your husband

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

They turned out to be underwear (old) friends

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

This is called a great chick ... one piece of beauty in two piece bikini

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

No underwear in this world can live without string and no string in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... they go together to Dhobi Ghat to get washed, they dry together and they get dirty again and go to Dhobi Ghat ... the world should learn the lesson of unity from the underwear and the string

Taang se kapda hatte toh poore tann ki laaj jaave hai

When the clothes don't cover the legs then the honor of the whole body goes away

Aapke mahenge suit se mahenge ittar ki khusboo aa rahi hai ... magar uske andhar chupe aadmi se paise ki badbu aa rahi hai

The fragrance of an expensive perfume is coming from your expensive suit ... but the man inside it is stinking from money

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

The storms in which people lose their beautiful homes ... in those we dry our undergarments

Buddies you are my chaddies

Buddies you are my shorts

Aisi kaunsi cheez hai joh tu pehenta bhi hai aur khayega bhi ... joota

What's that one thing which you wear and you'll eat as well ... shoes

Dil achcha ho ya na ho ... lekin shakal, surat aur kapde achche hone chahiye

Whether your heart is good or not ... but your face, looks and clothes must be good