Clothes and shoes Dialogues

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

If there's a ghost then there's a witch ... if there's lentil soup then there's chutney ... if you spread a lot then your pant will tear apart

Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni

If Superman had so many responsibilities ... then long back he would have removed and thrown away his underwear

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

I am now like a car without petrol and an alcoholic drink without intoxication ... I am now like a torn sari which even a eunuch will not wear

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

I love phasion, phun aur gun

I love fashion, fun and gun

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

A rich man changes his clothes in 15 minutes, changes his house in half an hour, changes his business in an hour ... and in a couple of hours changes his wife

Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai

Even kids wear more clothes than you

Bas yahi toh hamare naye samaaj ka kamaal hai ... joh chor ho, doosron ke jeb kaatte hai, public ki aankhon mein dhool daalte hai, mere jaisa patla suit pant pehente hai ... unhe hum sharif samajhte hai ... aur joh imandaari se, mehnat mazdoori karke pet paalte hai, phate purane kapde pehente hai ... unhe chor daaku awaara samajhkar dhar liya jaata hai

This is the greatness of our new society ... one who is a thief, who pick pockets, who cheats other people, wears a suit and pant like me ... we consider them honest people ... and those who work hard and with honestly, wear ripped old clothes ... we catch them considering them as thieves and dacoits

Yeh andha kanoon likhega kab tak meri kahani ... ek haath mein yeh kaala coat, doosre mein jawani

Until when will this blind law write my story ... in one hand I have this black coat, and my youth in the other

Aap ki kameez ka size bahut chota hai, Sir ... kyun ki mera seena aap se bahut bada hai

Sir, the size of your shirt is very small ... because my chest is much bigger than yours

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Hey you twisted straw of an empty cold drink bottle ... worn out Kolhapuri sandal!

Libaas badal dene se aatma nahi badal jaati

By changing clothes the soul doesn't change

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Your idea sounds very good when we hear it for the first time ... but then our underwears come out

Saari shikayatein ek saath likhva dijiye ... mooch, shirt, tie, pant, underwear, banyan, kuch mat chhodiye ... dhajjiyan udha dijiye ... lekin pyar nahi karta, yeh mat likhvaiye

Note down all your complaints against me ... moustache, shirt, tie, pant, underwear, banyan, don't leave anything ... tear me apart ... but don't say that I don't love you

Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai

Usually peoples clothes are ironed ... but your face itself is ironed

Tere baba ne kya diya mereku ... ek lota, ek thali, ek lungi woh bhi phateli, ek potti woh bhi hateli ... arre tu hamesha samajhti mujh ko kamina, hat ja kidhar hai meri Meena

What has your father given me ... one mug, one plate, one loincloth and that to torn, one girl and that to crazy ... you have always considered me a rascal, move away now where is my Meena

Aurat ke aanchal mein kutumb ki, desh ki, insaan ki aabroo hoti hai

The honour of a family, a country, a person lies in the scarf of a woman

Yeh zindagi ki mehfil, mehfil mein hum akele ... daaman ko koi chume, zulfon se koi khele

This party of life and I'm alone in the party ... let someone kiss your scarf and play with your hair

Hamari colony ki toh nikkar waali ladkiyon ne hum mein propose kiya hai ... tumhari wajah se humne mana kar diya sabko

Girls from my colony who wear shorts have proposed me ... but I rejected all of them because of you

Baap ka joota agar bachche ke paon mein aa jaye ... toh phir woh bachcha nahi reh jata

If the fathers shoes fit into the sons feet ... then he is not a kid anymore