Comedy Dialogues

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Maya Devi toh meri bachpan ki saheli hai ... hum ek doosre ke naakhun tak pehchante hai

Maya Devi and I are childhood friends ... we even recognize each others nails

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan Sir came and shouted on TV ... that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ... then I understood, that to become a Millionaire ... you have to be a "Conman" first

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

What a house, what a blouse, do you have a spouse?

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Whether you accept it or not ... I want no guests

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax

Once I start working ... then there is no income, no tax ... (what) no income tax

Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai

The basic concept of marriage itself has a catch

Aaj ke baad ek saal tak roz tujhe tapli marenge ... aur tu inch-inch chota hota jayega

From today we'll hit you on your head everyday for the next one year ... and you'll become shorter inch by inch

Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

I am not sure about Daler ... but I've applied henna in your name

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na

Imagine if I was an idea and if you were technology ... our kite would fly nice and high

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai

The world feels jealous ... when destiny works in your favor

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Aap dono bina bole bhi kitni baatein karte ho

You both communicate so much even without talking

Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai

They both have the same blood group ... not because they are twins ... but because they keep sucking the blood of each other

Duniya mein do hi cheezon ki keemat hai ... ek zameeno ki, doosri kameeno ki

There are only two things that have a value in this world ... one land and other rascals

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

So what if I am not married, I celebrate the nuptial night everyday ... so what if I don't have a husband, I meet millionaires everyday

Jawani mein aksar break fail ho jaya karti hai

Breaks do fail oftenly when one is young

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Prawn fish, is a fish ... but it's not fish, it's prawn ... sweet from condensed milk, is a sweet ... but it's not a sweet, it's condensed milk

Hosh mein aa zaalim gareeb jaagne waala hai ... tayaar raho bhaiyo ab yeh khujane waala hai

Come to your senses you ruthless person because the poor is about to wake up ... be ready my friends he is now going to scratch

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha ... lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai

I had heard about the x-ray of a body ... but you can do that even for a character