Comedy Dialogues

Jis din main koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na ... mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai

The day when I see a white girl ... several black dogs start barking in my blood simultaneously

Tum logan cheap category ke, local basti ke, C grade logan hai

You people are from a cheap category, local community and of C grade quality

Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte

A blossomed rose and purging ... don't stay forever

Jitni tumhari saal bhar ki kamai hai ... utne rupaiy ke surf aur sabun se ... meri haveli ke farsh dhoye jaate hai

Whatever you earn in a year ... powder and soap of that much amount is used ... to wash the floors of my mansion

Kya ladki hai yaar ... baal silky silky, gaal milky milky ... yeh toh chalti phirti vanilla ice cream hai

What a girl she is ... her hair is silky silky, her cheeks are milky milky ... she is a moving vanilla ice cream

Mere chehre pe kutte ki naak lagi hui hai ... main apne karazdaar ko soongh ke pakad leta hoon

I have a dogs nose on my face ... I can smell my debtor and catch him

Vitamin humse khao aur aashiqui inse ladao

You get the vitamins from me but you love her

Sharabi toh sharabi ki madad karega

An alcoholic will definitely help another alcoholic

Mooch toh mard ki shaan hai ... jiske chehre pe mooch nahi, woh mard hi nahi hota

A moustache is the pride of a man ... a man who doesn't have a moustache on his face, is not a man

Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai

Not to take responsibility has become a common thing in India after the Commonwealth games

Jab samne waala garam hota hai na ... toh khud ko naram rehne ka

When the person in front of you is hot ... then you should be soft

Mera naam hai Pote ... joh apne baap ke bhi nahi hote

My name is Pote ... and not even my father trusts me

Sar se paon tak khud ko dhak liya hai ... meri Roopa ka roop toh kahin se nazar hi nahi aata ni

You have covered yourself from head to toe ... so we can't see the beauty of my Roopa

Court ka ghar mein deri hai ... magar Bandra aur Andheri nahi

Delays are there in a court house ... but it doesn't have Bandra and Andheri in it

Hamari bewakoofi thi joh unse dil lagaya tha ... zamane se begaari thi unhe apna banaya tha ... jinhe humne haar samjha tha gala apna sajane ko ... ur woh kaala naag ban baithe hum hi ko kaat khane ko

It was my foolishness that I fell in love with her ... I ignored the world and made her mine ... the one whom I had considered as the necklace that will adorn my neck ... she turned out to be a black snake who in turn bit me

Itni door se aaya hoon ... kuch toh karne do

I've come from far ... let me do something

Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab

In this world there are 3 things that come uninvited ... death, diarrhea and this gentleman

Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?

Is today the festival of snakes? ... then why are you feeding milk to this snake?

Hum mein di pyar ki sazaa ... aur khud ladki ke saath maar rahe hai mazaa

You gave me a punishment in love ... and you yourself are having fun with a girl

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body