Comedy Dialogues

Dukh jab hamari kahani sunta hai toh khud dukh ko dukh hota hai

When sadness listens to our story then even sadness himself feels sad

Dhanda karneka toh ekdum hatela ... pan kya karega kismat hai na phatela

If you do any business then it must be very unique ... but what to do my luck is torn

Aaj mile hai saare friends old old ... sab milke khao zarda "Gopal Gold"

Today all old friends have met ... everyone eat together "Gopal Gold" tobacco

Agar khubsoorat ladki ko na chedo ... toh woh bhi toh uski beizzati hoti hai na

If you don't tease a beautiful girl ... then that also is disrespectful to her

Dhoonde ankhiyan, dhoonde dariya, dhoonde sara gaon ... sabse pehle dekh re moorakh, ka padhe ho tero paon

The eyes are searching, the sea is searching, the whole village is searching ... you fool, first look where are you stepping your foot on

Kyun thak re ho?

Why are you getting tired?

Maine cheer haran ka idea drop kar diya hai

I have dropped the idea of denuding

Yeh the mantally sick ho chuka hai

He has become mentally sick

Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof

Humans have only two types of breeds ... one is scoundrels and other is fools

Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address ... ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S

Why should we find a doctor's address when we can cure the cold in the house ... what difference does it make whether Munnabhai does the treatment or a M.B.B.S (Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery)

Agar Bollywood cinema nahi hota toh shayad main nahi hota

Had there not been Bollywood cinema, then I wouldn't have been there

Hospital mein chloroform ki jagah agar tere kapde soongah diye ja na ... toh patient coma mein chala jayega

In the hospital instead of chloroform if we use your clothes to smell ... then the patient will go in coma

Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?

You've been having fun in the room all along ... when will we get the result?

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

I hope his joke does not get us in trouble

Kabhi kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna padta hai ... aur dil todkar jodne waale ko ... pata nahi kya kehte hai

Sometimes to join hearts one has to break a heart ... and one who joins hearts after breaking it ... is called, I don't know what

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth

Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati

Eyeglasses of power and given promises ... once they come along they never go away

Let's party and get tight ... because it's love at first sight

Let's party and get tight ... because it's love at first sight

Kaali surat, kaali kartoot

Black face, black deeds

Tere ghar mein calendar hai ... 97 gaur se dekh le, kyun ki 98 tu dekh nahin payega

Do you have a calendar in your house ... look at the year of 1997 carefully, because you won't be able to see 1998