Food and drinks Dialogues

Yeh crorepati hai, yeh arabpati hai ... magar aaise rehte hai jaise chai ki patti hai

He is rich, he is super rich ... but he lives as if he is tea powder

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai ... suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai ... bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

Cream is made by boiling milk ... stitching is done when a dress tears ... the one who is scared of a ghost, god only save him

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Butter is only meant to be eaten ... not to be applied

Hamari chai bahut kadvi hoti hai

Our tea is very bitter

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

My brain is like raisins ... small but sweet ... if I use it more then it will wear away

Badhon ka kaha aur amla ka khaya ... baad mein hi raas aata hai

Suggestion from elders and food made from gooseberry ... their benefits come to life later on only

Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu

The bear ate 4 kgs of potato ... you're also oversmart and I'm also oversmart

Ramgarh waalo ne pagal kutton ke samne roti dalna band kar diya hai

People of Ramgarh have stopped feeding mad dogs

Khane wale ko khane ka bahana chahiye ... bhook lage ya na lage khana chahiye

People who like to eat just need an excuse to eat ... you should keep eating whether you feel hungry or not

Idea ice-cream ki tarah hoti hai ... zyada socho toh pighal jaati hai

An idea is like ice-cream ... if you think a lot about it, then it melts away

Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauf ... kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye

Drinking capacity, strength to live, account balance and fear of the name ... should never be low

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Barood se lipte yeh shabd phoote bomb jaise ... daru se chadte hai sar par hum rum jaise ... rum se yaad aaya, tere bevde baap ko salaam bol ... jaankari ke liye beta kaam bhaari kaam bol

My gunpowder covered words will blast like a bomb ... I get on people's head like rum ... with rum I remember, go and say hi to your drunkard father ... and if you have some big task then just tell me about it

Pedh ke phal wohi khaata hai ... joh pedh ki daali par baitha hota hai

Only the person who sits on the branch of a tree ... can eat the fruit from that tree

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

If someone does good work then open a champagne for him ... and if he does bad then open his brain

Tum sabne milkar apni maa ka dhoodh utna nahi peeya hoga ... jitna is kameez par mera khoon baha hai ... ab tumhare khoon mein maa ka doodh raha nahi ... is liye tumhe chatti ka doodh yaad dilane chala aaya hoon

You guys all together might not have drunk so much mother's milk ... as much as there is blood on this shirt ... now since there is no mother's milk left in your blood ... that's why I've come to teach you guys a lesson

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Hey you, the last seed of a tomato

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

A human must be a human ... since even basmasti rice is Kohinoor

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah

She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow