Food and drinks Dialogues

Yeh crorepati hai, yeh arabpati hai ... magar aaise rehte hai jaise chai ki patti hai

He is rich, he is super rich ... but he lives as if he is tea powder

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

My brain is like raisins ... small but sweet ... if I use it more then it will wear away

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

If someone does good work then open a champagne for him ... and if he does bad then open his brain

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

I'll chew and spit you out like tobacco ... I'll grill you on the road like corn ... I'm a crisp money bill and you're like coin change ... I'm the king of the jungle and you're a dwarf like Appu Raja

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

A bloody pig should only eat shit ... the moment he tries to eat a sweet, his digestion will get disrupted

Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu

The bear ate 4 kgs of potato ... you're also oversmart and I'm also oversmart

Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauf ... kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye

Drinking capacity, strength to live, account balance and fear of the name ... should never be low

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papadum and you will get a slap

Kehte hai doodh ka jala chaas bhi phoonk phoonkar peeta hai ... lekin aadmi ka waqt bura ho toh ice-cream se bhi mooh jal jaata hai

It is said that the one who has burnt his mouth from hot milk also drinks buttermilk by blowing it ... but if a man is going through bad times then he can even burn his mouth from ice-cream

Kaun kambhakt hai joh sharaab peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki is bhayanak thand ko bardaash kar sake

Who is the bad one who's drinking alcohol ... I'm drinking so that I can bear this extreme cold

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Hey you, the last seed of a tomato

Idea ice-cream ki tarah hoti hai ... zyada socho toh pighal jaati hai

An idea is like ice-cream ... if you think a lot about it, then it melts away

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Nasha sharaab mein nahi hota bewakoof ... varna paimaane nachte

Alcohol doesn't have intoxication in it you fool ... or else the glass would have been dancing

Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki

If you pass this year ... then I will you a Cadbury (chocolate), and that to a milk one

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

Hamari chai bahut kadvi hoti hai

Our tea is very bitter

Jab zindagi mein pehli baar koi kisi ko I love you bolta hai na ... kya lagta hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki ek bottle daru aang ke andar ghus gaya ho ... aur daru bhi aaisa jis mein mithaas bhi hai aur nasha bhi

When someone says I love you to someone for the first time ... then it feels so good ... it feels as if a bottle of alcohol has entered in the body ... and that kind of alcohol in which there is sweetness and intoxication as well

Khane wale ko khane ka bahana chahiye ... bhook lage ya na lage khana chahiye

People who like to eat just need an excuse to eat ... you should keep eating whether you feel hungry or not

Kastoori ki mehak aur bhookhe ka chehra ... chupaye nahi chupta

The aroma of musk and the face of a hungry person ... can't stay hidden