Job and career Dialogues

Hamare desh mein ... kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai

In our country ... to look for a job is also a job

Jis din ek mazdoor kaam pe nahi jaata ... uske ghar par chula nahi balki uska pet jalta hai

The day when a laborer doesn't go to work ... that day the stove in his house doesn't burn, instead his stomach does

Insaan ki shaksiyat aur jazbaat uske kaam mein nazar aati hai

The personality and feelings of a person can be seen in his work

Ek waqt par main sirf ek hi kaam karta hoon ... jab peeta hoon toh khoob peeta hoon ... aur jab duty karta hoon toh sirf duty karta hoon

At one time I only do one work ... when I drink then I drink a lot ... and when I am on duty then I only do duty

Staff hi malik ko banata hai ... malik staff ko nahi

The staff makes the boss ... the boss doesn't make the staff

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Tera bhi jawaab nahi uparwaale ... chokri na mili, naukri mil gayi ... stree na mili, istree mil gayi

God you're great ... I didn't find a girl, but I found a job ... I didn't find a woman, but I found an iron

Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree

If you get a job then the degree is a degree ... otherwise it is useless

Mard khana banaye toh kala hai ... aurat banaye toh uska farz hai

When a man cooks it's an art ... when a woman cooks it's her duty

Main kisi kaam mein utar gaya toh poora kiye bina nahi chhodta ... aur naa hone waala kaam leta hi nahi

Once I take up a job then I don't leave it without completing it ... and I don't take a job that cannot be completed

Retire toh aadmi ko us din hona chahiye ... jab upar waale ka bulava aa jaye

A person should retire on the day ... when god calls him

Naam mein kya hai ... joh zaroori hai woh kaam hota hai

What's there in the name ... what's important is the work

Yeh woh kamina safed posh kasai hai ... joh peshe ki aad mein laashon ka karobaar kar raha hai

He is a white dressed butcher ... who in the name of profession is doing the business of dead bodies

Sir, aap apni formalities poori kijiye ... main apni duty poori karta hoon

Sir, you fulfill your formalities ... I will fulfill my duty

Joh haath rishwat lete lete aur apne farz ke saath gadaari karte karte ghis jaate hain ... un mein belt istamaal karne ki kya uthane tak ki taqat nahin hoti

The hands which are used to taking bribe and betraying their duty ... they don't have the power to lift their belt, forget using one

Dhande aur career ke bare mein bhai, bhai se jal sakta hai

When it comes to business and career, a brother can be jealous of another brother

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run

Chota kaam kare toh mochi aur bada kare toh Bata ... chota kaam kare toh julaha aur bada kare toh khambata

If it's a small person doing the job then he is a cobbler and if it's a big person then he is Mr. Bata ... if it's a small person doing the job then he is from a low caste and if it's a big person then he is from a good family

Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon

Even Spiderman has to take risk ... I am only a salesman

Secrets ko secret na rehne dena hi mera pesha hai

It is my occupation to keep secrets not as a secret